Did you see Pippa Middleton at the Royal Wedding? How could you miss her, right? The dresses she chose complimented her beauty wonderfully.

And wouldn't you know it. Just after the wedding, thanks to a trusted friend, photos of Pippa from her college days, dressed in a bra and skirt, hit the Internet. We know. You're shocked. People just don't act like that in the backyards of trusted friends when they think no one else will see them. Pippa's family is taking action, and the photo has been withdrawn, but you know how it goes. Once it's out there, it's out there.

It seems Steven Hirsch, founder of Vivid Entertainment, saw Pippa, too. And she took his breath away. So much so that Hirsch offered Pippa $5 million to star in a single porn scene. If you're keeping track, that's $4 million more than Hirsch offered Octomom.

"As far as I was concerned," Hirsch wrote, "you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding. As I watched the broadcast of the event I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star."

We'd definitely watch that. So what do ya say, Pippa?