You're a breastfeeding mother and you've finally got a night away from home to celebrate the wedding of someone you care about. You get sloshed. It was inevitable. A wedding and a night away from the kids is the perfect combination for some alcohol-induced fun.

So you got into a fight with your husband. You smacked him around a bit, then locked yourself in the car. Not a big deal, really. You're drunk! He just needs to leave you alone long enough for your mood to change again!

But there's that officer knocking on the window asking you to get out. And damn, isn't he annoying. What do you think you can do about that?

If you're thirty-year-old Stephanie Robinette from Ohio, you think whipping out your boobie and hosing the officers (and you're car!) down with breast milk will solve that problem easy-peasy.

Of course, it didn't, and now Stephanie's facing charges of assault and disorderly conduct. She did apologize, before a judge, and was released on her own recognizance.