So we're sure you run into this problem every day. You're trying to get your daughter into the high school of your dreams that has very few freshman spots. Only the best of the best get in. And while you know your little Suzy Q. is the best of the best of the best, there's this one girl— this she-devil, really!—who's a master manipulator and might just convince the school's admission board to let her in.

How do you handle it?

Well, if you're this yet-to-be-named 53-year-old from Queenstown, New Zealand, you call the schools you've applied to for your daughter pretending to be an employee at a sexual health clinic and tell them the rival girl's got an STD. Oh, and, she's a lesbian. As if that should have any bearing on admittance.

Luckily, the headmasters of St Hilda's and of Columba College, the schools the girls applied to, aren't ones to just accept suspicious phone calls coming from a sexual health clinic. Instead they called to ask after “Anne-Marie Thompson,” the name they were given. And they found out that no one by that name worked at Oxford Clinic or the Queenstown Medical Centre, the places the woman named as her places of employment. So police got involved.

When confronted, Mom refused to answer any questions. She responded “no comment” to each one. She faces up to three months in jail and a fine.