Best reason for getting arrested ever? Leading the police in a car chase at speeds of up to 128 miles per hour while wearing almost nothing.

No, it's not another story about Charlie Sheen. Matter of fact, this perpetrator is quite a bit younger and quite a bit more ... well, female.

Erin Holdsworth, from Hiram, Ohio, is 28 years old. She was bookin' it down the highway on the night of Oct. 11 and was clocked at 110 miles per hour by a Bainbridge police officer. And when officers tried to pull her over, she put the pedal to the metal and tried to lose them. The chase finally ended when officers managed to get a set of tire spikes under Holdsworth's wheels. The woman then climbed out of the vehicle in nothing but fishnet stockings, sneakers and a G-string!

She seemed to be willing to cooperate. When officers told her to walk backwards to them, she did her best despite the fact that she was too intoxicated to walk in a straight line. But when they cuffed her and put her in the vehicle, she started to lose her cool, kicking the window and screaming obscenities.

Holdsworth has been charged with operating a vehicle while impaired, refusing a blood alcohol test, fleeing and eluding, criminal damage, driving with a suspended license, speeding and reckless operation. She appeared in court last week. According to reports, she has two previous drunken driving arrests … and three kids.