Lady Gaga celebrated her 25th birthday on Monday with a concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. There was a huge cake, of course. And all of the pop singer's “little monsters” in the crowd sang her a song. (“Happy Birthday,” not “Born This Way.”

Later, at LA Cita, a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles, the birthday got a little raunchier, according to the Daily Mirror, anyway. Among her presents was a “generously proportioned” blow-up doll. At one point, everyone’s favorite diva “was rolling around on the floor, near the kitchens with her boyfriend Luc Carl as he caressed her curves—well, groped her.” We don’t make this stuff up, but we should tell you—we don’t know whether or not the Daily Mirror makes it up.

Happy belated birthday, Ms. Gaga. We’d like to know more about the blow-up doll, if you get a moment to send us a note.