The college kid who had sex on the roof of the 12th floor of a building at the University of Southern California—and got caught at it by a gawker with a cell phone camera—has “gone into hiding.” That’s the word from the Daily Mail Online, which we would say is one of the many media outlets around the world that has pretty much forced the guy into hiding.

He’s a frat boy. He’s a “young lothario.” He’s an exhibitionist, a misogynist, a pervert and a disgrace. Just search the Internet, you can find him being called all kinds of things. He’s suspended from his fraternity because, fraternities, you know, just can’t stand crazy stuff like this.

The identity of the female involved in the scandal has still not emerged, although website campusgossip.com is offering a free VIP membership to anyone who comes up with her name. Great, huh?

Okay, does anyone besides us think the guy and probably the girl, too, have been embarrassed more than enough and that maybe one little act of public consensual sex isn’t quite worth global news? We’re done with this, we think, except for maybe pointing our finger at the hypocrisy and hysterical moralizing going on.