Sometimes here at Sex Feed, we’re pretty sure our readers are way ahead of us. So we really don’t have to explain what’s going on in the world of sex. We already know you know, so we can just hang out and talk about it.

So, we’re assuming that none of our readers is feeling bad for Arnold Schwarzenegger today. We are feeling bad for Maria Shriver, of course; but amid all the hoopla over the former Gubernator fathering a kid ten years ago with someone on his household staff and managing to keep it secret until now, we’re wondering … do you think the kid looks like Arnold? And is it cool, or devastating, to find out at the age of 10, that your dad is that guy in the Terminator movies? We’re thinking it’s both.

We’ve avoided until now mentioning the case of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, managing director of the International Monetary Fund, who over the weekend allegedly sexually assaulted a housekeeper in his hotel suite in Manhattan. The story is simply too bizarre, convoluted and far-reaching to be boxed in a couple of paragraphs. Anyway, if you missed it, one of the world’s most powerful financiers and politicians is held without bail at Rikers Island.

And to wrap up our roundup of Famous People Misbehaving, the unnamed A-List celebrity who is being sued for $20 million for passing on his case of herpes to a sex partner is negotiating like mad to settle out of court and out of the media glare. So maybe we’ll never know who it is. Wanna bet, though?