Here's another thing for the list of stuff we're not interested in trying before we die. Police responded to a call made from a Seattle home about a rabid man on a porch. Huh?

Yes, some poor schmuck opened his door to find a naked 20-year-old man on his porch naked, high out of his mind and “growling like a dog.” What is it with these people always having to pull their insane stunts naked?

By the time the cops arrived on the scene, the man had walked to the front yard, where he was still wigging out. Between growls and snarls, he started breaking windows and screaming at the top of his lungs that he is the devil, and we're all going to die. At least he got that last part right. We are all gonna die some time, yes. But we’re not thinking he’s the devil.

Seattle police asked the guy to get down on the ground, and when the man didn't comply, they tased him, which seems to be their way these days. After treating him for some cuts, they took him to the hospital, but police want him charged for destruction of private property.

Drugs're bad, mmkay?