L.A. Zombie is not Toronto filmmaker Bruce LaBruce’s first gay zombie film, as his movie Otto; or, Up with Dead People, depicted penetrative undead acts that the Australian Film Classification Board felt were just fine.

“So, I don’t understand why this film has generated such controversy,” LaBruce remarked. The director went on to explain that the film is meant as an allegory with a strong component about homelessness, so maybe that’s what turned the Classification Board off?

In other turn-ons, a Stone Age dildo-styled artifact has been discovered in Sweden. Archeologists estimate the carved antler cock dates from around 6,000 B.C. Similarly phallic finds previously discovered in Germany are estimated to be more than 30,000 years old, and are speculated to be flintknapping tools. Ah, it’s always nice to lay back and “knap” one’s “flint” a little…

And, for anyone’s who’s ever read Playboy “just for the articles,” there is now a Safe-for-Work website through the iconic nudie mag, this time without the nudes.

The site, TheSmokingJacket.com, was released to appeal to markets unable to access porn during the daylight hours, according to Playboy’s Editorial Director, Jimmy Jellinek. “A lot of our audience logs on after work and we saw that we were missing a golden opportunity to reach guys when they’re online the most: when they’re sitting at their desk, not working, sending e-mails to their friends.” Or when they’re flintknapping, maybe?