January 14, 2010

Me and Tina Fey: A Ballad of Strippers, Sweat and Glitter

by Mrs Melee

I love strippers. I love their well-fitted bikinis. I love the way the move in high heels. I love the their upper body strength and flexibility. (Oh, the flexibility.) I love the bravery and unfettered sensuality. Showmanship turns me on. Tina Fey would never approve of me.