What's on your bucket list? You know, the list of things you want to do before you die?

We're betting what's not on there is a trip to a local private club house to strip down to your birthday suit, take a bath in the sink, and steal some sausages, a first aid kit and some napkins.

Oh, it is? Well, you might want to scratch it off. It's been done.

Yes, 34-year-old Joshua Ryan Abernathy is facing burglary charges for doing just that. He was caught on surveillance camera wandering around the club house in the nude, and was identified by an employee as someone who'd been spotted lurking around in the woods behind the Mariner's Cove Club House, and had been asked to leave. Police identified him, and he was arrested on January 19th.

Abernathy has been charged with occupied burglary and grand theft for allegedly breaking into another home this past December. But no one knows whether or not he stripped for that house. Abernathy sure isn't telling.

Well, that's one way to make it onto The Today Show, video and all. We're thinking Abernathy probably needs some help from social services and mental health professionals and, if so, we hope he gets it.