So we hear you want to have a sex change operation and your insurance company won't cover it. Have you thought about how you're paying for it? Maybe a fundraiser? Or saving up all your change in a water jug?
You could always follow in the footsteps of 23-year-old Spencer Danger Cullen and rob a Walmart. (We actually wouldn't suggest that. What're you doing? Go home!)
Apparently Cullen and 19-year-old Adriano Valdes Altiveros III almost got away with quite a bit of money last week. They entered the locked cash office of a Prescott, Ariz., Walmart with a key they procured somehow, and walked out unnoticed with $45,000 cash. Both suspects were store employees.
“Through investigation and surveillance video, detectives determined that a key was used to enter a locked cash office where $45,000 in cash had been removed,” said Reinhardt. “Altiveros distracted cashiers in the front of the cash office when Cullen went inside the office to remove the cash. Cullen then gave Altiveros the cash.”
The two had agreed to split the money, police said. Altiveros wanted to buy a car.