If there existed, on the whole world-wide Intertubes, a real, honest-to-goodness Jennifer Aniston sex tape, we here at Sex Feed would of course consider it very nearly our sacred duty to both watch it and report on it, almost as though you wouldn’t have already seen it first.

And maybe there is one and if you’ve watched it, you should definitely send us the link. But since we do not have an actual Jennifer Aniston sex tape video to watch, we are contenting ourselves, today, with watching her spoof the whole Internet-video-must-go-viral madness thing in what is (warning) just an ad for Smartwater, which is probably trademarked, and which we are not endorsing here in any way because it’s like, you know, just water, for godsakes.

But it is a pretty funny video, if you’re the sort of person who likes Jennifer Aniston being droll and a little alarmed by creepy dirty-dancing babies. And then of course there is the part where she kicks a guy in the crotch, and who wouldn't like watching that? So we’ll help it go viral, just a little. Have a glass of tap water (which is free) and see if you like it …