We here at SexIs do not personally know anyone who cares much about the Royal Wedding … Prince Bill, Princess Kate, whatever. You know? But we were a little curious about the Royal Stag Party, given that it was being organized by Prince Harry, who has at least a bit of a reputation as a wild child who once let a stripper at least sit on his lap for a bit.

But apparently Prince William’s stag party was an utter disappointment to the UK tabloids, none of which had any information about the event other than that it probably occurred last weekend. None of them even made much of anything up. What’s becoming of paparazzi and tabloids these days, anyway?

According to The Telegraph, a source at St James's Palace confirmed that the party had taken place but refused to discuss any details. The source said: “I can confirm that Prince William's stag party happened this weekend. It was an entirely private event and we don't intend to make any further comment.”

At least Princess-to-be Kate Middleton has reportedly already had some pole-dancing lessons and has been offered a refresher course.