Sinéad O'Connor is looking for a man. On the Internet. We probably don't have to say much more. But if you know nothing about Sinéad O'Connor (some of us knew very little), the way she's approaching this project might surprise and amuse you.

To sum it up nicely and quickly, Sinéad O'Connor rocks. She's just too cool for school. Nothing compares to Sinéad O'Connor's wit and unabashed description of exactly what she's looking for. She's on Twitter and her own blog, talking about the things she wants to do to the man who fits the bill, and just who that man has to be.

Rest assured, fellas, not only is Sinéad a (sometimes bi?) sexual creature, but she has also been known to “do anal.” In fact, if you don't, that's a deal-breaker. And “Stubble is a non-negotiable must.”

Sinéad, you had us at, “I don't want to never again have to wear a polo neck to hide love bites from my daughter so she won't know I love sex. I don't want to never be snuggled. Or told I'm gorgeous. Or have no reason to shave my legs.”

So cuddly. You go, girl!