California Exotic Smackers triple kisser paddle - Paddle from California Exotic

Best use:

You know, I don't mind fancy paddles. But the truth is, the point of a paddle is to spank. And the fact of the matter is that it doesn't always take fanciness to get the job done. The Smackers Triple Kisser Paddle gets the job done. Other than the kiss symbols (which, while entertaining, don't actually have any function), this paddle is incredibly minimalistic. It's a single piece of coated plastic that is relatively inflexible. It's a foot long in all, roughly two inches wide, and probably a quarter inch thick. It weighs all of a fifth of a pound, so we're talking a really light paddle.

So no, it's not fancy. But, like I said, it gets the job done. In fact, its minimalist design means it gets the job done damn well. It's light enough that my partner could swing it quickly on my ass and, man, did it hurt. This is definitely stingy pain--there isn't enough heft to the paddle to be anything else--but it's stingy pain that you can feel. It'll be good for kinksters new and old, though, since the intensity can be moderated by the intensity with which your partner or you wields it. For seasoned players, I would likely think of this as a warm up toy, rather than the main event.