John Holmes realistic – the legendary cock at your full disposal

I'd have to hang this one on the wall.

Wish it wasn't pvc!

crazy huge!

yum

This is bigger than I expected! Has a strong smell though

I want this for the novelty!!

Nice!

I'm dreaming of trying this one out.

I would like this for the novelty but there is no way I could ever use it!

too big

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

WOW! I bought my wife a larger dildo a while back, wanting to see how she would like it...and she LOVED it! It was such a complete turn-on to watch her take the entire thing! I immediately began searching for another dildo that she could fill herself with, and I found "Big John", as we call him! When I got Big John home and showed her, her eyes were like saucers! She grinned and said she was excited to give Big John a go! We got her wet, lubed up Big John, and the action began! She took the head with no problem! I watched her eyes roll back in her head, and I knew we had a WINNER! That night she took about half of Big John and had an amazing orgasm! The next time we used Big John, she took all but about 3 inches of him deep inside that sweet pussy! She had an even harder and more body shaking orgasm that time! I LOVE seeing her take Big John in and watching her cum so hard! I give Big John two thumbs up and look forward to watching my Amazon Woman fuck him more and more!

sonds a bit huge. O.O

Oh my...can't wait to play with that!

great toy

its a 5 for me

can't wait

I'd love to have thi one. Can't wait!

You'd certainly have to work up to this one.

Love it!

can't wait to get this one

i really want this. can't wait to use it

It took some practice, but I finally got the head in. It was so worth it!! Feeling that massive shaft inside you is like nothing else. It just glides in and out as deep as you want to go. Getting the head in is the biggest challenge. I didn't think I could do it, but like I said, totally worth being patient. I rode on top of it and that worked best for me. Buy this awesome cock!

Dildo is 10 inches insertable length and 7.25-7.5 inches girth. Toy is made from Rubber and does not smell like other toys made from Sil-A-Gel, however because it is rubber it is more porous etc. Strong suction cup because it is incorporated into the dildo itself. Toy can take rough use and keep going.

OMG!!! this dildo is so fucking huge and feels soooo good in my tight little pregnant pussy i just cant stop riding it. Last night i sleept with john in my pussy all night then got up and stuck him to the floor in my shower and rode him for another forty five minites. Fourteen orgasms later i got out dried off dressed and went to work. I cant wait till lunch so i can go out to my car and ride him for another hour to get me by till tonight whenn i can have him in me all night....

I was really suprised on how big it was! I used a little lube and a little time, & he did me right!!! Not for a beginner, but definitely worth it.

wife likes this toy scared at first now she loves riden john

hmm Ok my hubby just bought me this Dildo and to be honest I just opened it and and i was Omg How the hell am i suposto use this?? I mouth totally Droped and I dont know how to even begin. this Dilso I thought was a lil smaller but when i opened it I thought wow this thing could have its own Party Its so huge I mean Really How can One put that in them its so huge and the thinkness its just way Much More then i thought.. other then its thickness and the size of it. Its smalls really Bad.. be sure to keep washing it. Im hopeing the smell will go away.. Ok so other then that I dont know how to rate this penis thats a Lot of Stickness and wow

My wife is a big gal. Lots of loving and it takes a long time to kiss her good-night all over. But anyway, she is also super equipped and quite large "down there". She had gone to a Toy Party and brought home this monster. We gave it a try after Martha washed it up good and got it warmed up. She was very excited about using it and was trembling. We lubed it up and then slipped it in her tush. Big Tush! It went in all the way on the first try. She just inhaled it. She just loves it and we use it all the time. Martha has a hugh tush and I am just happy to please her. But seeing a cock sliding in and out of my wife's cunt is a huge turn-on. She even fucks herself when I get tired. Last night she buried the toy inside and rode a pillow pulled up between her legs. Just remarkable. I am most pleased to give my wife such enjoyment. I also fucked her with a penis extension. Made me 10" long and thick, but I still couldn't hit botom with her. But she liked it anyway.

Like other husbands, my wife has a huge tush. Sort of makes one feel inadequate, but she is a wonderful and loving wife. We went shopping to spice things up. Viberators were nice she said, but not very filling. She chose this toy. When it arrived she was all excited about trying it. Now this dildo is huge and extremely lifelike. It warms up quickly and takes lube very well. It is exceptionally well made with the best of materials.

We tried it out and Cheryl, (wife) was already wet like she had pissed her pants. She was VERY turned on. Well anyway, it went in 4", 6", 8" and then all the way. It just fell right into her and she loved it and squirted a number of times. I fucked her after this and she went crazy and when I was done she did herself with this dildo.

In the pussy dept., Carol is large. In the penis side, I am not! I asked the wife to pick out a toy and she chose the biggest one she could find. When it arrived, I was very-very hesitant about using it on my wife, but Carol wanted to try it anyway. Lots of lube and in it slipped. She made a gasp and raised her hips and pushed against it until the whole thing was buried in her pussy. Just remarkable! The whole thing fit the first time. Carol wants it all the time now. A huge turn-on for me watching that cock inside her big pussy. Perfect size for her and she sleeps like a kitten after.

Bob

I wanted to try the biggest and thickest dildo anally. When I received this moster in the mail, I knew that I had my work cut out for me. It took a while, and I managed to get most of it all the way into me. I just ordered the Kevin Dean Realistic which is a little thinner and the Colt Chris Wide cock which is a little thinner yet. I'll practice on those two for a while before I climb on board my John Holmes Realsitic.

I told my husband about a party I went to when in college. A girl there got gang-banged by 14 guys. The last guy to fuck her was huge and we all watched as his huge cock slipped right in. He must have been 10". Hubby asked me if I would like to try a dildo that size, We bought this toy and it is big and extremely lifelike. A real turn-on. With foreplay and lube we tried it out. I was HOT as hell and it just slid right in. I am a husky gal and was able to handle the whole thing. When showering together we use it. When watching a movie, we use it. I will never be the same again, but I love that toy.

Well this is one huge monster cock, my wife just loves riding this pole. She has multiple orgasms with in minutes of sinking old John up her big old cunt. This big old dildo fills her very nicely. The cum just runs down her legs as she rides old John, the other night she had her first squirt orgasm riding the big guy, I blew my load all over her face watching her squirt. Fuck believe me sex has never been so great.

This is my first dildo and i'm 61. I have always used massage vibrators in private but nothing insertable. When i became single a year ago i needed something insertable. When this came in the mail i was shocked. The largest man that i had been with was about 6.5 inches. After 9 months i was up to about 8inches. The other morning i put a chair in front of my bedroom mirror and used johns suction cup so i could watch myself getting fucked by this monster. After a few minutes i was going up and down on about eight inches when i noticed that my neighbors 20yr old son was watching me through the window. At first i froze but then i noticed he had a huge erection inside his shorts.It turned me on so much that i started fucking john holmes like crazy. After i came i realized i had taken every bit of john and the young man wasn't there anymore. I waited for him the next morning but he never came. I found out later that he went back to college. I'm hoping that he comes back to my window on thanksgiving. I hope i get to see and maybe feel that big package he carries around. I now take all of john thanks to a hot looking young man.

I love it. I have the Jeffy Stryker UR3 as well but wanted a BIGGER challenge. When it arrived I was surprised how truly big it is. WIthenough breathing and lots of lube i could take half of it up my ass.

This product is GOOD, very GOOD. Soft and flexable and warms up nicely and lubes up well. When it arrived in the mail, I tried it out immediately. Be sure to wash any toy up good first, but while doing this I got terribly turned-on. It didn't take a lot of lube to get in my pussy. It just slipped right in. One orgasm after another and I had the whole thing in my tush and I just LOVED it. That full feeling is something every woman should experience. I still love my husband's 6" cock, but for a thrill we use this quite often. Hubby likes to watch me FUCK myself with it and has even managed to slip his penis inside me along with this dildo. TERRIFIC!!!!!

buy it, its worth every fat inch

Got this as a gag gift at a Christmas party. Wife said if she could take it then she would fill my virgin ass with it. She managed to take about half her first try and creamed the sheets with a cup of cum juice. That weekend she got me a little drunk and tied me to the bed. She lubed my butt with one finger and then two. She started sliding Big John into me and it hurt at first and then she was working it in slowly past the head. I came and came. now we have his and hers and we both love them. Use lube and care and cum and cum.....

My ex-husband spoiled me with lots of sex, and a well stocked toy-box. This has always been one of my faves! I am a small girl, and when he first gave it to me, I took it, smiling, to the trash, and tossed it in. I am glad that he talked me into keeping it, and then trying it. For the ladies worried that it's too big, give it a try, you may be surprised... I was!
My ex used to make me squirt when he went down on me, but I had a hard time getting that to happen for myself, until I climbed onto JH! The way it hits everywhere at once ensures that my G is fully stimulated, and looking down and seeing that huge cock going in me is a freaking serious turn-on.
This is a must for the girl wanting a complete, well equipped toy box!
Thank you Eden Fantasies!

Very nice. It feels goood. It is very life-like to hold and to fuck. Warms up nicely and lubricates well. It sure fills up my pussy on long cold nights in Minnesota. BTW. This monster fits. All the way IN! I just LOVE it.

Sandra

OMG. This is a HUGE, FAT, LONG, COCK... my pussy loves clamping onto this f**ker... and my boyfriend loves seeing how far I can ease down onto big John and straddle that cock... gets us both off... me, cause I've got a huge-ass dick fulfilling my pussy's fantasies... and my boyfriend, cause he loves to watch me f**k huge cocks!

This is a HUGE dildo.

its big i loved it

I have the ur3 realistic model... It is very filling. I could not even make it home. I had to park in a side lot and mount this baby. I was cumming in seconds. I could get all of it but about 1.5" in. Wow... It feels incredible. Soft and flexible but firm enough to drive all night... I got off 3 more times before bed time.

The description for this toy is not accurate at all. Diameter is 2.5" not 2.75" as stated. Very misleading and very disapointed. Although the toy looks good, it is not 2.75". :thumbsdown:

I would like to thank Eden and Doc Johnson for a wonderfull product. My wife does not cum easily but the very first time me and my wife had john's company it was pure ecstasy we were in a 69 position as she was working me I started working john it was kind of tihgt at first make sure to use lube but needless to say it stuffed her taco to the hilt as i stroked her luv canal with Mr. Holmes I pulled it out to reinsert it and she shot a tidal wave and moaned like no tomorrow she shot her load four times before I shot my load she was soo into it she sucked me dry that was a first in our love life I highly recomend john holmes for anyone looking for that huge cock fullfillment it was an outstanding orgasm session.