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It's your friend's last night of single life, and you and the girls have decided to throw her a bachelorette party. As you're all getting ready for a night out, you can surprise the guest of honor by taking out this purple duffel bag with "Girls last night out" on the side.

Unfasten the small lock on the zippers with one of the two included keys and find all the accessories you need to embarrass and titillate your best friend on her special night. A plastic ball-and-chain can be tied onto an ankle, a "Girl's last night out" ribbon badge proclaims her status, and a plastic-penis decorated faux wedding veil ensures a blushing bride-to-be.

Once you arrive at the bar or club, dim lighting won't spoil the festivities. Draw attention to your group with the dick whistle, and have your bachelorette don the big pair of glow-in-the-dark penis nose glasses and pecker glow stick necklace. Challenge each other to the penis ring toss game, the winner gets to take a shot from the dicky-bottom shot glass. You can also hold a trivia game with the nude male playing cards or an all-day pecker lollipop for prizes.

When you all head back home, thank the bride for being such a good sport with a 10" vibrator, and 2 bottles of warming massage lotion in Big O and Kamikaze flavors. The happy couple will be sure to thank you after the honeymoon.

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