The Nightstand Please G is made of ABS hard plastic with a PU coating. I think it's one of the most smooth and velvety PU coated toys I've felt. The push button is the only flexible part and it's made of silicone. The rest of the toy is completely rigid. It has no smell or taste out of the package. If you like lots of texture this probably won't impress you. Fans of smooth G-spot toys will love the feel of this. There is a slight seam but it's not rough or detectable during use and won't get gunky. Mine has a small imperfection on the inside curve but it's not noticeable either.
This is a very classic G-spot vibrator design. This one feels like it is very sturdy and well made. This definitely isn't a large toy and won't make you feel full, but it is easy to manoeuvre, so you can easily reach the G-spot. It's 7 1/2" long and 6" of that is insertable. It's 1" in diameter. The curve is about 1 1/2" tall. Beginners won't have a problem using this. Advanced users who don't mind smaller girths will enjoy this as well.
The G-spot can be easily reached because of the curve. The G-spot can take a lot of pressure, and though this isn't the Pure Wand, it does stroke the G-spot well when you apply a moderate amount of pressure.
I wouldn't say this is discreet since it definitely looks like a sex toy. It is, however, easy to hide in a sock drawer or bedside table. The box has a picture of Nick Hawk on it and is not discreet either. I wouldn't carry this toy in my purse, but taking it on a trip or checking it in my luggage wouldn't be an issue. I also have to say that I love the deep purple color. It also has a contrasting black band around the push button. I love it when toys aren't pink!
I was surprised with the power and functions of this toy. The vibrations are located towards the end of the shaft, just before the curve and carry throughout the whole toy. It has 7 functions of vibrations as follows:
1: Low steady vibration
2: Medium steady vibration
3: High steady vibration
4: Fast escalating pulses
5: Steady pulses
6: Roller coaster
7: 3 quick pulses repeating
The vibrations are fairly rumbly, especially on the lower speeds. It's buzzier at the highest speed but still rumbly. I'm not a huge fan of functions, but these ones are pretty good, since there aren't long annoying pauses between pulses. I still prefer straight vibration, though.
The battery cap screws on and off easily. 2 AA batteries power the toy, and the button on the end turns it on. You can cycle through the functions continuously. To turn the toy off, hold down the button for 3 seconds. It starts on low every time you turn it on and won't remember the last function used.
This isn't the quietest toy, but it's not loud either. Depending on your door, it may be able to be heard through it. A fan or music will cover it up easily. This is a waterproof toy and held up well in the shower. The o-ring on this is really nice.
Hard plastic toys are super easy to care for. I wipe mine down with toy cleaner and a washcloth, but you can also use mild antibacterial soap and water. I store mine with other hard plastic toys in a toy box. The box is small enough to use for long term storage if you wish. Any kind of lube you like will work well with this, but I find water based is sufficient.