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Total Euphoria is a fantastic massager great for vibrating stimulation all over the body. It is ideally shaped for G-spot stimulation, but can be used in a variety of other ways as well. Its tiny size, simple controls, and ergonomic design make it incredibly user-friendly. As long as you can still hear your porn over its loud vibrations, you're in for a lot of good, dirty fun.Total Euphoria is completely tasteless and odorless. It is made of PU coated ABS plastic, so it's safe to use with water or silicone-based lubricants. There is just enough of a velvety drag on the surface of the toy to allow a firm grip without worrying that it will slip out of your fingers when covered with lubricant. Because it is made of plastic, it is completely firm; it is not bendable at all. This is great when firm G-spot stimulation is desired.
Total Euphoria is shaped for optimum G-spot stimulation. It lives up to its aspirations as a G-spot vibrator wonderfully. It is on the small side, measuring a little over 5" long, which is nice for reducing hand strain for longer sessions or that clumsy feeling you may sometimes get trying to use larger, bulkier toys. The handle may be a little too short for some women wishing to stimulate their G-spot, though I had no trouble (and I sometimes DO have this trouble with G-spot vibes). It measures just slightly over 1" in diameter, so beginners should have no trouble inserting the toy. The small size of the Total Euphoria allows for easy travel or storage. It should also be noted that its shape is also amazing for clitoral stimulation. The neck fits perfectly over the clitoris (at least for my anatomy) with the button facing the body, allowing for very easy stimulation with little effort from the user.
The Total Euphoria has three settings: two steady vibration settings and a pulsation pattern. I'd call the lowest vibration a medium-high setting and the second a very high setting, with the pulsation pattern pulsing on and off at the higher vibration. The vibrations are definitely strongest in the oval shaped head of the toy, but they can be felt throughout the toy fairly strongly, including in the handle of the toy. The toy is turned on by pushing the rubber-covered button just past the neck of the toy. It's very convenient to use and easy to push; however, I had no problems accidentally pushing the toy during use, which is great. To turn the toy on, you simply push the button and it will begin vibrating on its lowest setting. Pushing it again turns up the vibrations, a third push will turn on the pulsation setting, and a final push turns the toy off. It should be noted that when I first push the button to turn the toy on, it surges for a half a second on a strong vibration before settling on its lower vibration setting. This didn't cause me any heartache and isn't really much of an issue.
Because this is a plastic vibrating toy, it is on the louder side. It is especially loud when pressed against certain body parts such as the pubic bone. It becomes significantly quieter when inserted into the body.
I don't recommend using the toy in the bathtub, despite its waterproof rating. I'd consider it more splash-proof than waterproof, as I noticed some body fluids and lubrication enter under the battery compartment cap. It's probably safe for shower play, but if you intend to submerge it for any period of time... well, just don't.
The battery life on the toy seems to be more than adequate. After several sessions with the toy totaling a solid two hours of play, there was no decrease in vibration power. To prolong battery life even longer, I suggest removing them between uses. I also don't recommend using the toy for too long in a single session. After about 10 minutes of use, the toy is noticeably warm. After 20 minutes, I no longer felt comfortable leaving the toy on for fear of it overheating.
Because this toy is made of PU coated plastic, it is best cleaned with warm water and soap or toy wipes. Do not try boiling the toy, as it will ruin it. Take extra care to clean in the crevice of the battery compartment, as I had body fluids and lubricant trapped in there after use. Because it cannot be fully sanitized, I don't recommend sharing the toy or using it vaginally after using it anally. The material is safe to store with other toys and can safely be used with water or silicone-based lubricants.
Total Euphoria came in a clear plastic box. There's nothing particularly special about it, though it could easily be wrapped for use as a gift. There is little information provided on the box other than information easily gathered as soon as the toy is removed from the box. The box does say to use the toy with water-based lubricants "for maximum pleasure," though I'm not sure why, as I've never heard of any issues with PU coated plastic interacting with silicone-based lubricants. If you do choose to use silicone lube with this toy, it should be fine. There are no inserts or user's instructions that accompany the toy, so you're on your own in exploring its possibilities.
This little guy packs a huge punch. Considering its small size and the fact that it only takes two AAA batteries, it is amazingly powerful. It's perfect either for G-spot or clitoral stimulation, and I dig the versatility. It's just a great little toy that has earned a permanent spot on my bedside table.
I freaking adore this toy. I love how easily it can be used for either G-spot or clitoral stimulation, as I love a combination of the two. Using it for G-spot stimulation, I actually had a G-spot orgasm... one of only a handful that I've had in my life! It provides fantastic stimulation and is just such a strong little toy. I love its size especially, as it is so comfortable and easy to hold. My hands sometimes get tired from holding larger toys, and that is not a problem with Total Euphoria. My hand does get a bit numb though, as the vibrations extend strongly into the handle. The strength of vibrations allow for a rather fast orgasm though, so I've come before my hand really has a chance to get too numb. Honestly, it's probably one of my favorite toys. I don't think I'll let it out of my sight.
Comments
weird shape
Funky
I like the shape.
interesting
curious
interesting
interesting shape
very nice
@petname - I thought the same thing! The angle they photographed it at makes it look like a handlebar mustache. Brings a new meaning to mustache ride!
It looks like a mustache!
nice
interesting
Nice
cute
Interesting design
nice
this one literally looks like a bullet with a handle!
odd shape
This is....different.
Such pretty shape!
interesting
Cool shape
i cant tell if the shape is awesome or terrible! Pretty colors.
Interesting...and purple!
inexpensive yet effective!
That shade of purple is really cute.
interesting!!!!
Cool shape.
I like the shape
nice
cute!
Not sure how to feel about this.
Interesting shape...really cute colors...and seems vert effective.
Interested and I want it now!
cute!
strange shape
Going to buy this one for sure!
Interesting design!
looks ok
interesting shape
How interesting looking.
I bought this & am not as happy as I hoped to be with it. It works, but boy is it LOUD!!! After it's on about 3 minutes, the plastic inside (I guess maybe in the battery compartment) starts vibrating against itself and it gets ridiculously loud...no joke! (Like loud enough that it makes me want to turn it off even though I'm alone! haha)
Nice
This shape is really interesting.. I love it!
Cute!
love the shape
want it!
nice
Crazy shape
Looks fun.
nice product
Looks very unusual!
The shape looks unique, but it has promise
Interesting shape
Looks cool!
This looks awesome, want EF to carry it soon! Reviews for it are great
Weird shape, but looks fun!
I want I want
cant wait to do my review this was great!
It IS fun!
Love the shape of this! Looks like fun.
Oh, glad to know there' some oompf to this things. Can't wait until mine arrives!
Im guessing new product, which I just received in the mail, Have ot used it YET, but did play around with the settings and it has some strong vibrations!