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For the most part the Swirly Deuce Jr is difficult to use for double penetration, in fact, it's so awkward you'll spend more time trying to find pleasure than receiving it. The bottom line is, it's more work than it's worth.The Swirly Deuce Jr is smooth, unyielding, frictionless, Pyrex Glass. This is a triple dildo. The side intended for double penetration has a blue swirled vaginal portion and a completely texture free smaller shaft just below it for anal penetration. The handle, or individual dildo, has raised nubs covering the shaft starting right below the head. Both textured portions feel really great in use and aren't overly stimulating or painful.
The design of the Swirly Deuce Jr is great in theory but sadly not in use. It's just plain awkward when used for double penetration, not to mention rather small. When inserted, the blue swirled portion in the vagina and the smaller smooth portion in the anus, the handle, or bumpy dildo, is almost completely underneath you making it very hard to manipulate in a lying down position. The only way to remedy this is to use the Swirly Deuce Jr in a seated position with your rear end hanging off the edge of a chair, or a tub for example. DP with this toy does feel good, it's just so awkward to use. The dildos slide in any orifice with ease.
The bumpy dildo feels awesome and when angled just right it was easy to stimulate my G-spot. This was the most enjoyable portion of this dildo for me.
As far as the size goes, the diameter of this toy was on the small side at around one inch. The lengths are as follows. The blue swirl dildo is seven and a half inches in total with around five and three quarter inches insertable. The anal, smooth portion, is four and three quarter inches in total length. Last but not least the bumpy dildo is six and a half inches in total with four and three quarter inches insertable.
I think I've made it pretty clear that the DP experience is awkward with the Swirly Deuce Jr. The bumpy dildo is very enjoyable, but the toy as a whole is lacking girth and ease of use. I found it very hard to be turned on while trying to figure out how to make this work logistically.
The Swirly deuce Jr can be boiled, thrown in the top shelf of the dishwasher, or bleached to clean or sterilize. Any lubricant can be used with it as well.
The Swirly Deuce Jr came packaged in a white and lime green polka dot box. Inside it was wrapped in tons of hot pink tissue paper. No instructions or storage bag was provided.
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Comments
looks intense
Interesting, but doesn't look that functional.
glass has class
strange
So weird and confusing.
I decided to order this. It could be fun.
It looks backwards?
I don't understand the logistics of this...
nice
wait... the smooth smaller end is for anal? Then... the dildo part that's suppose to penetrate your partner... would be pointing backwards... I'm SO confused.
This definitely looks a bit to awkward to fit exactly where it should.
wow ^ ^
I like how it has a "handle" type of bar
It looks like a strange weapon/torture device.
great price
And to think, this is the Deuce Junior.
A lot of work.
Looks like way more work than it's worth.
confusing
It looks like too much too confusing.
Weird
Very nice!
nice
woah!
talk about bells and whistles
Is this a sex toy or a puzzle
The designs disturbs me @_@
Um...
It looks like a really challenging toy
cool
I ordered this one and it came in recently. It is much bigger than what I thought a JR toy would be. Not so sure if I will be using it quite yet or if I will continue my search for a great first glass toy.
nice
Neat idea!
Interesting attempt at a different design
hmmm not sure if I would like taking this one to parties with me ^ ^
Doesn't look comfortable.
Oh I want one...
slightly confusing
looks interesting
oh wow!
Seems like you'd have to have your hands behind your back in order to hold the handle and still have the larger half in the vagina rather than the anus. Seems like a design flaw to me
ummmm
nice!
this looks kinda awkward
Triple "Oh my"!
I like this
Different....
interesting
it's like a multitool except a dildo
Looks uncomfortable
storing it would be difficult
Looks like it would be uncomfortable. Actually looks intimidating
what is with the design?
Don't think this would work for me
This looks awkward and painful, ugh.
yeah this looks like a horrible idea
this looks awkward to me...
Until I get my comparison video review posted on this page, you can see here where I compare measurements between the Swirly Deuce and Swirly Deuce Jr. so you can find which one will fit you best!
Is this a sex toy or some kind of mysterious measuring device?
This looks incredibly awkward. I can't imagine how this would fit in with anyone's anatomy, male or female. Seems like it was a better idea in the designer's head than in real life.
I don't think anyone has two holes that would align with that measurement. Just looks painful....
Who though this was a good idea...?
I don't think I get how to use this.
This could be fun!
nice
Interesting looking... umm device.
This looks SUPER awkward :/
while it looks fun, i'm disappointed to read it's not so good for double-penetration :c since, come on, just look at it.
No thanks
interesting?!
How DO you use this?
It looks to awkward.
Great review and it does look awkward. This is a toy you really would need your imagination for.
I cannot begin to imagine how to use this.