The Swirly Deuce Jr. is best suited for lady's solo or for couples play, for the skilled or advanced user. I especially see this toy adorning the bedrooms of BDSM couples, as it has so many different ways to be used and is a bit taboo. Loosely shaped after a gun, one side will fulfill all of your DP fantasies, while the handle/single shaft can be used for warming-up or g-spotting. Unfortunately, this toy would not be suitable to be used by both partners at the same time due to the overall shape and general length of the shafts. While it may be possible to try if the female partner is particular small in the derriere, I would be concerned that the pressure from the other partner's thrusts could cause injury. Extra care must be taken while thrusting as glass can bruise your insides, although I doubt any of the shafts would be quite long enough to reach the cervix. The wonderful thing about glass is that you can create unique sensations with temperature play. Imagine the pleasure of having one warm shaft inserted while the other was nice and cool, orgasmic!

Glass toys are completely firm (having no give), non-porous, hypoallergenic, and have no smell or taste. All three shafts are completely straight with differing textures. The handle/single shaft has small nubs that are neither too big nor too rough and create an interesting sensation at your entrance, ensuring you feel every delectable inch. The smaller diameter and length anal probe is completely smooth, while the DP vaginal shaft is larger and covered with gorgeous blue piping creating a rippling sensation throughout that will please advanced users and still be gentle enough for those who do not like texture. Further adding to the joy of glass, less lubrication than normal is needed as the material will not absorb moisture. Best of all, you can use warm/cold water to create different sensations with temperature play.

The design of the Swirly Deuce is a mixture of innovation and classic. All three shafts are completely straight with bulbous heads rounding out the tips. The anal probe is by far the smallest measuring 1 inch diameter over the the head, ¾" shaft and 4" insertable, and is separated 1 1/2 inches from the tip of the vaginal to anal shaft. While the blue swirled shaft is 1 ¼ inch diameter over the head, 1" shaft, and 4 1/2" insertable length. Finally, the single shaft is 1 1/3 inch diameter over the head, 1 1/8" shaft, and 3 3/4" insertable length. Being made of glass (and heavy, weighing 14.2 ounces), this toy tends to feel slightly larger inside than similarly size toys in softer materials. However, the dimensions are neither too intimidating for beginners, nor too paltry for advanced users. The interesting mixture of shape, colors, and textures is not discreet, but would make an exceptional risqué conversation piece. Unfortunately, this toy is rather large and because of its complex shape, I don't think it would be the best traveling companion. This toy is best suited for those who love glass and DP, and those who have everything else and are looking for a unique toy that will suit more than one purpose.

The best feature of the Swirly Deuce is the shape, which allows solo users ease in DP, yet creates a handle making it easy to include a partner. Although the size of the dual shafts can look intimidating, they were quite easy to take, even for a beginner like me. Originally concerned that the inflexibility between the two shafts may make this toy hard or impossible to insert, I encountered no difficulties (especially past the head), and the smoothness of the glass eased insertion even further. The two shafts create a completely full feeling, without feeling uncomfortably stretched. Rather than feeling overly stuffed as you may experience from two full size shafts, the experience was more like having a large finger inserted in the bum while you are having sex.
Even better, when you aren't in the mood for DP, the handle is also a single shaft so this toy can be your go-to guy no matter what mood you are in! Because the other shafts then become handles, it is easy to manipulate the head of the single shaft to simulate the g-spot. Or use temperature play and excite in the feeling of letting the dual handles bounce against your bum or clit sending hot or cold sensations. None of the shafts are overly long, so you won’t experience that “deep” feeling, but the textures, temperature, and bulbous head will thrill from the entrance to even the deepest g-spots.
One issue with the Swirly Deuce that complexes me is that when using DP, the handle faces behind you. This means to use the handle effectively you must either reach around behind you or have your partner do the honors. However, the top anchor that holds the dual shafts is comfortable to hold onto from the front so you don't have to twist yourself into a pretzel to use this guy.

There may be no easier material to care for than your glass toys. It is compatible with all types of lube, so you can use whatever feels best for your body. And when it comes to cleaning or sterilizing? No problem! This toy is non-porous and can be cleaned with mild soap and hot water. For extra protection it can be sterilized by soaking in a 10% bleach solution, boiled for 10 minutes (but be sure to place a washcloth on the bottom to prevent chipping), or even thrown in the dishwasher. For all the couples out there, this is perfect because it means you can share your toy without risk of infection. However, if you will be sharing before sterilizing, be sure to use a condom.

Fortunately, there is no need to separate this toy from your other toys. But because of its unique shape and size, you will need to make some considerations for its storage. It is unlikely to fit in a standard pouch, and I wouldn't recommend just tossing it in a drawer because you wouldn't want it to chip. What worked for me was to purchase some quilters batting then cutting and gluing layers to the top, bottom, and sides to pad the box that it came in and using it for storage. As always with your glass toys, be sure to carefully inspect for signs of cracks or chips before each use, and do not use if they are present as injury or infection may occur. With careful storage and maintenance, this toy just may outlast you!

The Swirly Deuce Jr. was sweetly packaged in a very discreet white gift-box with random lime-green polka dots covering it and secured with tape. There was no writing or pictures on the box meaning it would be great gift box. It would also double as a discreet storage box for your toy or reused for birthdays or Christmas to hold sweaters or books. Inside, the Swirly Deuce was tightly wrapped and protected by mounds of bright fuchsia tissue paper, which really made me feel like I had indeed received a special and exciting gift.

I have to admit that this toy was not only my first glass, but also my first DP, and I was feeling more than a little intimidated upon taking him out of his beautiful box. The first time out with him I was only brave enough to check out the single shaft. I was surprised that he was smooth enough to slide in comfortably without additional lube following some light clit play. Having the blue swirl shaft facing up, I was able to use it as a handle and create the perfect angle for the head to stimulate my g-spot. Wow! And the feeling of the large head tugging gently against my entrance almost made it feel as though it was held inside by suction.
The second time around I was feeling much more confident and decided to try out the dual stimulators. Although there is no flexibility in the shafts, they fit perfectly to my anatomy. The anal probe was small enough that I was easily able to handle it (as a beginner), and the beautiful blue swirls whirled and twirled me into DP heaven. And my favorite part? I love that because the shafts are connected it creates ease in using one-handed, so the other hand is available for simultaneous clit play. I did not attempt to clean and use the DP backwards (although I imagine it would work well) because I felt the blue shaft was too large for my personal comfort in anal insertion. If I am able to work myself up to it, I will include that in my follow-up review.