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Happy penis® Cream by Classic Erotica
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  • Description

    Happy Penis massage cream is more than a cute name. This tingly, colorful balm inside a handy self-sealing container comes in several different flavors that put the fun back in fellatio.

    Simply twist the top to open and rub a small amount onto the penis prior to oral sex to treat your partner to a sweet treat. Push the cap back down and the bottle seals itself to prevent leakage.

    See Happy penis image.

  • Properties

     
    Product code:HP111101
    Type: Cream
    Special features:
    • Edible
    Safety features: L-Arginine free
    Volume: 4 fl.oz.
    Base: Water
    Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Mineral Oil, Steareth-21, Carbomer, Flavor, Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sorbic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Saccharin, CHERRY also contains: Red 40 (CL 16035), Red 33 (CL 17200)MINT also contains: Blue 1 (CL42090), Yellow 5 (CL19140), PINA COLADA also contains: Yellow 5 (CL19140), Orange 4 (CL15510)

  • Reviews(5)

    Aliki

    Verified Review

    by Aliki
    Happy penis® Cream Review
     

    Happy Penis is great for eating in, late night dining, or after dinner snack time. It also works great as a massage lubricant. Despite its name, it works well with the lady parts as well.

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    Customer comments

    		•  Sarah
      I have this in the cherry flavor and it tastes pretty good. It works well if you aren't a fan of the taste oral sex can have. My husband loved the way it felt on his member, even the slight tingling feeling it gives off.
    		• Becca
      I liked this product. It had a great taste to it. It was sweet but not like candy. I did leave a slight tingle to my tongue but I liked that too. When I first used this product I used a quarter size amount. That was a mistake; a pea size amount goes a long way. This has a slight sticky feeling to your hand until it gets wet. The pop-up cap came in handy when I wanted to wake up my husband with a blow job, because it was easy to close and I didn’t have to search for a cap. With this product it is much easier to get going with a hand job and took me half the time to make my man happy. So far this is the best I have used.
    		• anonymous
      My husband said this should be called Sad Penis. I guess he really didn't like it. I liked the banana flavor but kind of a strange texture. It's ok.
    		• Kim
      Product works well, but tastes chalky.
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