Happy penis - Water based

Happy penis – lubricant

Happy Penis massage cream is more than a cute name. This tingly, colorful balm inside a handy self-sealing container comes in several different flavors that put the fun back in fellatio.

Simply twist the top to open and rub a small amount onto the penis prior to oral sex to treat your partner to a sweet treat. Push the cap back down and the bottle seals itself to prevent leakage.

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Catalog ID:: HP111100

Manufacturer: Classic Erotica

Rating

4.0

400 vote(s)

Popularity

Water based

Intensity level

4 vrooms

Noise level

1 bees

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Base:

Water

Ingredients:

Water, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Mineral Oil, Steareth-21, Carbomer, Flavor, Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sorbic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Saccharin, CHERRY also contains: Red 40 (CL 16035), Red 33 (CL 17200)MINT also contains: Blue 1 (CL42090), Yellow 5 (CL19140), PINA COLADA also contains: Yellow 5 (CL19140), Orange 4 (CL15510)

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Customer reviews of Happy penis

24 reviews

5 stars: 13
4 stars: 7
3 stars: 2
2 stars: 0
1 stars: 2

Average review rating

4.2

24 reviews

The most helpful favorable review

Is that... banana pudding!??

Ready to spice up your oral sex life?? The banana flavor penis massage cream is delightful in every way. It's not only to made make penises happy, despite the name, but vaginas too! I'll always be sure to have this around the house, with the price of $9.99 it's easy to do! This stuff is a must have!!! Read more

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The most helpful critical review

Happy penis= unhappy me

Happy penis is a flavored, water based, oral sex aide and lubricant. It is intended to help out with oral sex by adding in some scent and flavor. But be advised that this stuff is thick, thicker than any other water based lubricant I have come cross. If you don't think that texture would bother you then you may want to give it a try. I just couldn't get over the thickness of it and how it was like licking lotion. I tried to like this stuff but I just can't. Read more

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Happy penis Tags

Who / How / What
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Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?

Any couple, Anyone, Bridal gift, Can be worn during intercourse, Can be worn during masturbation, Couple foreplay/after climax play, Couples, Everyone, Fellatio, Foreplay, Gag gift, Long / extended session, Massage, Masturbation, Mood enhancer, Oral, Sex, Teasing a partner
Where
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Where / what types of places can this product be used?

Anywhere, Bath / shower, Bed, Bedroom, Bedroom / on a bed, Campus/roommate living, In the bedroom, Just about anywhere, On-the-go
Features
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What kind of features does this product offer?

Travel friendly
Body / part areas
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What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?

Clitoris, Genital massage, Genitals, Masturbation, Nipples, Oral, Penis, Vaginal
General
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Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.

Absorbs into skin nicely, Can be opened with one hand, Cooling, Creamy, Discreet looking packaging, Does not leak, Easy to use / dispense, Edible, Feels natural, Good taste, Increases sensitivity, Light smell, Light taste, Long lasting, Needs to be washed off with soap and water, Not compatible with all materials, Not discreet, Performance, Slick, Smells good, Smooth, Strong smell, Strong taste, Tastes good, Textured, Thick, Thin, Tingling, Travel friendly, Velvety, Would make a nice gift

Product Details

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity:

Base:

Water

Ingredients:

Water, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Mineral Oil, Steareth-21, Carbomer, Flavor, Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sorbic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Saccharin, CHERRY also contains: Red 40 (CL 16035), Red 33 (CL 17200)MINT also contains: Blue 1 (CL42090), Yellow 5 (CL19140), PINA COLADA also contains: Yellow 5 (CL19140), Orange 4 (CL15510)
Performance:
Safety features:

L-Arginine free

Special features:
- Edible
Packaging:

Volume:

4 fl.oz.