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Happy penis® Cream by Classic Erotica
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:$9.99
 
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Rating
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4.3
 
58 vote(s)
Popularity
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Water based

Overview

Happy Penis massage cream is more than a cute name. This tingly, colorful balm inside a handy self-sealing container comes in several different flavors that put the fun back in fellatio.

Simply twist the top to open and rub a small amount onto the penis prior to oral sex to treat your partner to a sweet treat. Push the cap back down and the bottle seals itself to prevent leakage.

Product code: HP111100

  • Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

    Base:
    Water
    Ingredients:
    Water, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Mineral Oil, Steareth-21, Carbomer, Flavor, Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sorbic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Saccharin, CHERRY also contains: Red 40 (CL 16035), Red 33 (CL 17200

  • Performance

    Safety features:
    L-Arginine free
    Special features:
    • Edible

  • Packaging

    Volume:
    4 fl.oz.

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  • Reviews(10)

    • 5
      Aliki
      Verified review by Aliki
      Advanced reviewer, rank 4.9/10

      Happy Penis is great for eating in, late night dining, or after dinner snack time. It also works great as a massage lubricant. Despite its name, it works well with the lady parts as well.

    • 5
      anessaslove
      Review by anessaslove
      Reviewer, rank 4.6/10

      This product is worth it. It tastes good and pleases your partner at the same time. My partner loves the feeling that he gets when we are using Happy Penis.

    • 5
      ~miss.heather~
      Review by ~miss.heather~
      Advanced reviewer, rank 6/10

      Absolutely love Happy Penis!!! It has a good flavor, it's non-sticky, and leaves no residue behind after use!!! A great buy that I will make sure we are never without.

    • 5
      LovingBookworm
      Review by LovingBookworm
      Advanced reviewer, rank 5.2/10

      You like oral sex. Or the idea of oral sex. And you're just searching for that perfect flavored lube. And hey, look, you found it! In the delightfully suggestive flavor of banana, no less!

    • 5
      Sagina
      Review by Sagina
      Advanced reviewer, rank 3.9/10

      There's really nothing left to say about this product except that you'll use it over and over! For self masturbation or to sweetening up a blow job... This stuff is a must have!

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    Customer comments

    • pinksugar
      pinksugar
      This product is good for making my husband’s penis happy, he likes the silky feel to it. I like the flavor but found it a little chalky. Cherry is the best!
    • Sarah
      Sarah
       
      I have this in the cherry flavor and it tastes pretty good. It works well if you aren’t a fan of the taste oral sex can have. My husband loved the way it felt on his member, even the slight tingling feeling it gives off.
    • Becca
      Becca
       
      I liked this product. It had a great taste to it. It was sweet but not like candy. I did leave a slight tingle to my tongue but I liked that too. When I first used this product I used a quarter size amount. That was a mistake; a pea size amount goes a long way. This has a slight sticky feeling to your hand until it gets wet. The pop-up cap came in handy when I wanted to wake up my husband with a blow job, because it was easy to close and I didn’t have to search for a cap. With this product it is much easier to get going with a hand job and took me half the time to make my man happy. So far this is the best I have used.
    • anonymous
      anonymous
       
      My husband said this should be called Sad Penis. I guess he really didn’t like it. I liked the banana flavor but kind of a strange texture. It’s ok.
    • Kim
      Kim
       
      Product works well, but tastes chalky.

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