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Happy penis® Cream by Classic Erotica

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Water based

Description

Happy Penis massage cream is more than a cute name. This tingly, colorful balm inside a handy self-sealing container comes in several different flavors that put the fun back in fellatio.

Simply twist the top to open and rub a small amount onto the penis prior to oral sex to treat your partner to a sweet treat. Push the cap back down and the bottle seals itself to prevent leakage.

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Properties

Product code:	HP111100
Type:	Cream
Special features:	Edible
Safety features:	L-Arginine free
Volume:	4 fl.oz.
Base:	Water
Ingredients:	Water, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Mineral Oil, Steareth-21, Carbomer, Flavor, Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sorbic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Saccharin, CHERRY also contains: Red 40 (CL 16035), Red 33 (CL 17200)MINT also contains: Blue 1 (CL42090), Yellow 5 (CL19140), PINA COLADA also contains: Yellow 5 (CL19140), Orange 4 (CL15510)

Reviews(6)

Verified Review

by Aliki

Happy penis® Cream Review

Happy Penis is great for eating in, late night dining, or after dinner snack time. It also works great as a massage lubricant. Despite its name, it works well with the lady parts as well.

Review

by LovingBookworm

Happy penis® Cream Review

You like oral sex. Or the idea of oral sex. And you're just searching for that perfect flavored lube. And hey, look, you found it! In the delightfully suggestive flavor of banana, no less!

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Customer comments

	Sarah
I have this in the cherry flavor and it tastes pretty good. It works well if you aren't a fan of the taste oral sex can have. My husband loved the way it felt on his member, even the slight tingling feeling it gives off.

Becca

I liked this product. It had a great taste to it. It was sweet but not like candy. I did leave a slight tingle to my tongue but I liked that too. When I first used this product I used a quarter size amount. That was a mistake; a pea size amount goes a long way. This has a slight sticky feeling to your hand until it gets wet. The pop-up cap came in handy when I wanted to wake up my husband with a blow job, because it was easy to close and I didn’t have to search for a cap. With this product it is much easier to get going with a hand job and took me half the time to make my man happy. So far this is the best I have used.

	anonymous
My husband said this should be called Sad Penis. I guess he really didn't like it. I liked the banana flavor but kind of a strange texture. It's ok.

Kim

Product works well, but tastes chalky.

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