The Happy penis is presented by Classic Erotica (maker), Aliki (advanced reviewer) and EdenFantasys.
Happy penis – cream
Happy Penis massage cream is more than a cute name. This tingly, colorful balm inside a handy self-sealing container comes in several different flavors that put the fun back in fellatio.
Simply twist the top to open and rub a small amount onto the penis prior to oral sex to treat your partner to a sweet treat. Push the cap back down and the bottle seals itself to prevent leakage.
- Catalog ID:
- HP111100
Manufacturer:
Classic Erotica
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Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity
- Base:
- Water
- Ingredients:
- Water, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Mineral Oil, Steareth-21, Carbomer, Flavor, Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sorbic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Saccharin, CHERRY also contains: Red 40 (CL 16035), Red 33 (CL 17200)MINT also contains: Blue 1 (CL42090), Yellow 5 (CL19140), PINA COLADA also contains: Yellow 5 (CL19140), Orange 4 (CL15510)
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Properties and Instructions
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Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity:
- Base:
- Water
- Ingredients:
- Water, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Mineral Oil, Steareth-21, Carbomer, Flavor, Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sorbic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Saccharin, CHERRY also contains: Red 40 (CL 16035), Red 33 (CL 17200)MINT also contains: Blue 1 (CL42090), Yellow 5 (CL19140), PINA COLADA also contains: Yellow 5 (CL19140), Orange 4 (CL15510)
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Performance:
- Safety features:
- L-Arginine free
- Special features:
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- Edible
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Packaging:
- Volume:
- 4 fl.oz.
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Last update:
February 07, 2012
Comments
awe, cute haha
what
Nice!
Thinking about trying banana
picture on the bottle looks funny
nice
haha funny name
Seems nice.
sounds good
.....right
nice!
Great name, to bad it doesn't taste better.
nice!
We bought this - my husband LOVED it.. I thought it would have been okay if it didn't taste so foul.
My girlfriend would love this!
i really like this!!
This looks fun. His penis is already happy, but I may get him some anyway.
cool
Haha! I love the name and picture on the bottle!! I'm thinking on trying the mint!
really want this!
Smiling penises are creepy.
Love these! I have cherry and mint. They rock!
sweeeeet
I love the name!
cool!
cool
Love how happy the penises look
I like the sound of a that lube!
This is by far a tasty product
The flavors are a bit off putting.
Great name!
Love to try!
I'd rather just dunk his dick in a real pina colada.
lol
love the name!!
It would just give me a better reason to suck my mans dick lol..
The pina colada tastes really great!
The picture just cracks me up!
sounds interesting !
the name is just too funny
I wish banana would come back in stock
I wonder how many calories it has.. lol
LOL Happy penis!
interesting! Love it!
I really like the label. Almost worth buying for that and its name alone.
gotta love something named happy penis
It was ok
interesting
id try it just to see...
Hubby loves this for handjobs and oral
Sounds like an interesting product!
Mmm
might try this
I have to agree with dbm6907.... Was not all that great...
This was a little to messy for me and my boyfriend..... It seemed like a fun idea when I purchased it...
I like this stuff!
sounds great :)
I bought the cherry flavor and it's not as great as I had thought it would be.
i like the name.
I would actually like tot try this one out :)
love this stuff just a little bit is all you need and i love how it numbs my mouth a bit so makes oral a little less tiring
The texture and flavor are great except it is a bit chalky flavored.
THese are so yummy
want it!
Haha cute bottle. :)
I would rather chew on a piece of chalk
a bottle looks soo funny )
cute
lol
I wonder if this would may a happy vagina too
Adorable!!
This product is good for making my husband's penis happy, he likes the silky feel to it. I like the flavor but found it a little chalky. Cherry is the best!
I have this in the cherry flavor and it tastes pretty good. It works well if you aren't a fan of the taste oral sex can have. My husband loved the way it felt on his member, even the slight tingling feeling it gives off.
I liked this product. It had a great taste to it. It was sweet but not like candy. I did leave a slight tingle to my tongue but I liked that too. When I first used this product I used a quarter size amount. That was a mistake; a pea size amount goes a long way. This has a slight sticky feeling to your hand until it gets wet. The pop-up cap came in handy when I wanted to wake up my husband with a blow job, because it was easy to close and I didn’t have to search for a cap. With this product it is much easier to get going with a hand job and took me half the time to make my man happy. So far this is the best I have used.
My husband said this should be called Sad Penis. I guess he really didn't like it. I liked the banana flavor but kind of a strange texture. It's ok.
Product works well, but tastes chalky.