Happy penis - lubricant discontinued by Classic Erotica - review by Missboomxo

We incorporated Happy Penis into our normal bedroom play. It is advertised as a penis massaging cream. We used it for oral sex and penis massaging. It is also advertised on the bottle to have a tingly sensation. We did not experience this on the body but when tasted it numbed my mouth. I was more lotion like than anything.

Happy Penis was very creamy. When we first used it, it turned out great. It was very creamy, like lotion. It felt great on the body and helped everything stay moisturized. It doesn't drip because it is so thick. You really have to squeeze the bottle to get it out. The way the bottle is designed though helps a lot.

I ordered Happy Penis in the Pina Colada flavor. Let me say, I was away in a tropical land. It smells so much like Pina Colada's you would think it had alcohol in it! We incorporated Happy Penis into our normal bedroom play. The smell was noticeable right away. The flavor also tasted just like it was described.

It is advertised as a penis massage cream. We used it for penis massage and oral sex. It lasted a long time, only having to reapply once. It left a slightly oily feeling afterwards, so I would recommend a shower. When used on the body you could not feel the tingly sensations. When we tried it orally it numbed the mouth somewhat.