Happy Penis is a great lubricant to spice up your sex life! Whether you are enjoying the taste of this product for oral sex or using the creamy substance for a luxurious hand job, Happy Penis is sure to please!
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Pros
- Tastes great - Smells good - Thick and creamy - Long lasting
Cons
- Can numb the mouth - No tingling sensation on penis
Happy Penis by Classic Erotica is, according to the label, "a thick 'n creamy massage delight [that] enhances any 'penis play' experience".
Happy Penis lubricant is great for hand jobs, whether it is masturbation or with a partner, as well as oral sex. The sweet taste and smell may make even the most hesitant partner excited about giving a blow job. The lubricant does claim to have a tingling feeling, but the only tingling felt was in my mouth, rather than my boyfriend's genitals.
Happy Penis is not intended for vaginal sex, so if you use this product for foreplay, you want want to wipe it off before insertion. This is particularly true if you or your partner are sensitive to glycerin. Glycerin may cause UTIs in some; if this the case for you, make sure you completely remove the product before vaginal penetration.
Ingredients for Mint Flavor: Water (Eau), Mineral Oil (Hule minerale), Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 60, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Xanthan Gum, Carbomer, Triethanolamine, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Diazoldinyl Urea, Sucralose, Sodium Saccharin, Disodium EDTA, Blue 1 (CL42090), and Yellow 5 (CL19140).
Happy Penis is pretty thick and creamy. It feels a lot like a thick body lotion; in my case, a green body lotion since I purchased the mint variety.
When you squirt the lubricant from the bottle, it won't run. Rather, since it is thick, it will stay in place until you rub it in. If you are giving a hand job, the lube will absorb into the skin quite nicely. It won't feel greasy or sticky; rather, it will feel smooth, like lotion has been applied.
A little bit goes a very long way, so the bottle should last a pretty long time.
Happy Penis is available in Mint, Cherry, Pina Colada, and Banana. I chose the Mint flavor.
The taste reminds me of mint chocolate chip ice cream. It was sweet and pleasant. It is a pretty strong taste, but it won't linger in your mouth very long after use.
The scent still had the mint quality, but it wasn't as sweet. It reminded me of mouthwash; although, it wasn't too powerful.
Happy Penis is wonderful! For hand jobs, it provides a thick, smooth coating that makes it easy for a hand to glide up an down the shaft of the penis. The cream lasts for awhile, so there isn't a need to reapply.
For oral sex, Happy Penis took an activity I enjoy to begin with and added a little extra fun. Although I won't be using this every time I give my partner a blow job, it would be fun to mix it up and have a tasty treat once and awhile.
Afterwards, Happy Penis was easy to clean off. With just a baby wipe, everything was as good as new!
The only area in which Happy Penis didn't live up to expectation was the supposed tingling sensation. Regardless of the type of play, my boyfriend did not feel any sort of tingling sensation. I did notice a very light tingling on my tongue when the product was used for oral sex. However, that tingling quickly turned to more of a numb feeling.
Once I finished, my lips remained numb for only a few minutes. So, I think the positives of this product far outweigh the one slightly negative effect.
Happy Penis comes in a 4 fluid ounce plastic bottle. To release the lubricant, all you have to do is pull up on the cap and squeeze the bottle.
Before you are able to use the product, you have to unscrew the cap and remove the foil lid. That little bugger was a pain in the bum! I would have sworn the company used crazy glue to hold the foil on. After trying to peel it off, I decided to just stab the foil with a knife. My suggestion is to open the bottle ahead of time, so you don't kill the mood in an intimate setting.
The bottle isn't exactly discreet with the product name and cartoon picture of a penis. However, the label can easily be peeled away, leaving you with a plain, colored bottle.
