Happy penis - lubricant by Classic Erotica - review by OhMy!

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Tasty, Creamy, but Could Use Some OOMMPH!

Happy Penis is a great alternative to many the thin, runny, or messy flavored lubes/creams out there. If you're looking for something that allows you to enjoy foreplay/oral on your terms, rather than hurrying before the lube runs away, then this stuff is worth it!
Creamy & smooth, stays-put - not runny, easy-to-use packaging that doesn't leak
Would be nice if it had a "tingle".
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Happy Penis (Mint) is a tasty addition to the Happy Penis line. While many have gravitated to cherry and other fruit flavors, the mint stands alone in its unique flavoring. Don't be fooled by the name, because this product can be used on more than just the penis. It can also be used on nipples, the clitoris, or almost anywhere else!

Happy Penis is a great sexual aid/mood enhancer, but is NOT a lubricant and should not be used as one. Happy Penis will definitely not stand-up to a quality silicone or water-based lube such as ID or Wet, and should not be used for sex/masturbation.

While the directions do not address it, you may not want to use this for anal or inside the vagina. That could lead to unwanted irritations, or other infections that interfere with play time!

Happy Penis could be used in the shower, but it may not be the best option. The water/humidity can change the consistency and flavoring to something a little more runny and less desirable, so we'll leave that up to you to experiment on your own.

Since we do not have any sensitivities/allergies to most ingredients, we were able to use Happy Penis without any adverse reactions to flavoring, or on our skin. Without any "tingle" additives, Happy Penis should make things enjoyable, and not irritating, for most people. Consult the ingredient list if you have any sensitivities to specific ingredients.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Having used quite a few of the flavored lubes that taste awful, spill easily, stain sheets, or don't stay-put, we were pleased that Happy Penis has a smooth, creamy, no-run consistency. It is well blended and smooth, and it is almost a cross between lotion and a cream - almost like a very well-blended toothpaste. This ensures it will stay right where you want it while you play with your partner. Whether on the penis or clitoris, you can use as much as you want without feeling like you have to "work quickly" before the lube runs away.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth

Taste / Aroma

The aroma and taste go hand-in-hand. It has a noticeable, but not overpowering, smell that is pleasing and inviting. The flavor matches it well - light, tasty, and pleasing. It is mint, after all!

Some flavored lubes can be either gritty or have a powdery flavor, but Happy Penis is exactly opposite. No uneven flavoring, or powdery taste here. The mint is as smooth as you'd find in some toothpastes, but without the whitening action, or tartar-control (ha ha).
    • Light smell
    • Light taste
    • Smells good


Happy Penis is designed primarily for oral/foreplay uses, and works splendidly for exactly that. Even though the name implies it's only a man's product, we've found it works equally as well on women. Perhaps they should change the name to "Happy Foreplay"? We're just saying...

Anyway, the bottle makes it easy to apply to just about anywhere. Pop open the bottle, squeeze the desired amount on your finger or directly to your partner's body, and go to town!

The great part about this stuff is the consistency allows you to truly enjoy fellatio/cunnilingus without having to hurry before the lube runs away. When you're used to using a runny lube, you may, at first, be inclined to over-apply the product. We've found that if you start with a smaller amount, and then add as you go, you'll be much happier. Since you won't have to race to get done, you'll have plenty of opportunities to re-apply whatever body part you're teasing! You'll use less lube, have less mess, and have less laundry! This means a bottle will go a long, long way.

Cleanup is a snap! A little soap and water washes the lube and the smell away, so you won't have to worry about stickiness or smelling like lube for the next two days!
    • Feels natural
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


The shape of the packaging plays upon Happy Penis' intended use: on the penis. The phallic-looking bottle will bring a giggle to just about anyone!

That said, the function of the packaging is brilliant. The squeeze bottle has a pull-top cap that makes things a breeze! It snaps securely in the open or closed position, so you always know when it's open or closed. The small opening on the cap allows you to place lube right where you want it, as well as control the amount of lube you use without overdoing it. This helps make a bottle last a lot longer with less mess on the sheets, or in the drawer you store it in.

Happy Penis is generous in their packaging. The 4oz bottle give you many more nights of play than one of our other favorites, California Exotics Arousal Gel (item SE224400), which only comes in a .25oz bottle.
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense

Personal comments

Overall, this is a refreshing change from the runny and messy flavored lubes. It has definitely changed the way we enjoy foreplay!


Our only wish to make this product even better is that there is no "tingle" aspect to it. This is strictly a flavored lube, and does not contain any other additives to help push you over the edge. A chilling or tingling additive would make this stuff stellar. I think we would buy cases of it if they offered it!
Follow-up commentary
Not too bad! We still feel there could be more tingle, but it's not a bad all-around contender. Since the quantity is generous, it will take us a while to finish the bottle. The packaging works well and we wish others had bottles that closed and opened as securely as this one!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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