Happy penis - cream review by astar

Happy penis

Lubricant discontinued
by Classic Erotica

Chalky penis

If you buy this product be prepared to want your money back! Its worth the money to spend a couple more dollars on something else.

Published: August 24, 2010

Pros

Good for travel and easy dispenser.

Cons

Chalky, and horrible flavor.

Rating by reviewer:

useful review

Use

Happy penis a flavored lubricant is made for oral entertainment between both partners. Honestly it doesn't do the job it says it will. Its a thick, sleek substance that leaves you running for the closest sink and interrupts the mood ! Once you taste it you'll throw it out and never try it again. Its worth 3 dollars at most.

Who / How / What
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Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
- Foreplay
- Gag gift
- Mood enhancer
Where
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Where / what types of places can this product be used?
- Bedroom
Body / part areas
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What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
- Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The bottle is the best design. Easy to handle and open and pours out perfectly. The texture between your fingers is sleek and smooth but once in your mouth chalky and thick.

- Creamy
- Textured
- Thick

Taste / Aroma

Its an attractive smell and smells exactly like the flavor you have chosen. The smell doesn't make you have to try it but the smell wont make you run from it.

- Light smell
- Strong taste

Performance

This product is easy to clean up. Its not extremely sticky so you don't have to worry about having to wash your sheets twice, but you will never get far enough with it that you would care to try it again. Its horribly chalky and gag worthy.

- Absorbs into skin nicely
- Feels natural
- Not compatible with all materials

Packaging

The packaging was very self explanatory. It was a very small discreet box that makes it easily delivered and opened and its wonderful size for travel.