Happy penis - lubricant discontinued by Classic Erotica - review by Lady Neshamah

I love flavored lubes and sex goodies. I am always willing to give anything a try.

My hubby and I saw this at the sex shop that is down the street from us. We had heard good things about it for a while and wanted to give it a shot. Why not? The price wasn't bad, and you get a lot of it in a bottle. I also love pina colada, so that's what we ended up getting that afternoon.

They come in bright fun colors in four ounce bottles. The graphics on them are so cute. Happy little penises, how can you resist that? All of the flavors smelled wonderful, but as I said, I got the pina colada one. The bottle top is just brilliant. Other than the fact that it reminded me of the head of a dick, it has this wonderful pop top that you twist to open a bit and push down to close. It really doesn't leak at all.

The flavor was wonderful. Bright and fruity, just like an actual pina colada drink. However, once it was licked, the flavor was gone. It didn't hold on the skin at all. But the texture of the stuff felt like a mix of flavored cum and heavy lotion. It wasn't what I was expecting at all and it really did catch me a bit off guard. After putting it on my husband, then it really felt like cum, and it just got everywhere. It's not runny at all, but if you don't wash it off your hands or anything, it's going to just spread all over the place. Let's just say we were very glad that we put down our sex blanket before we used Happy Penis.

After we used Happy Penis, we both wanted to take showers to get it cleaned up off of us and it took a bit of scrubbing to get it all off.

Now, it says that it has a tingling sensation. It does, well kind of does. I felt a warming feeling on my lips and tongue after a few seconds of going down on him, but my husband didn't feel it at all. Not to say he wasn't enjoying it, far from it, but he didn't feel that tingle that I was feeling.

Happy Penis is totally edible and is L-arginine free. It's made out of water, glycerin, cetyl alcohol, stearyl alcohol, xanthan gum, mineral oil, steareth-21, carbomer, flavor, triethanolamine, methylparaben, propylparaben, sorbic acid, disodium EDTA, sodium saccharin, and cherry also contains: red 40 (cl 16035), red 33 (cl 17200).

I think we will keep it around, but we won't pick it up again.

I have lost total interest in using Happy Penis again. Or should I say I have lost interest in the flavor of Happy Penis. It's kind of become the hand job cream so that it gets used up.