Thick, creamy and delicious!

Happy Penis massage cream has a lovely consistency that made giving oral a fun and delicious experience! This lubricant is not runny or messy, like many others and it has a mild, pleasant tingle for giver and receiver! The Cherry Sucker flavor was tasty and strong enough to mask that pre-cum taste.
Great smell, very tasty, pleasant tingle, fun packaging
Artificial sweetener aftertaste
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


Happy Penis is a water based lube available in four flavors that also gives a pleasant tingling sensation. Since it's a flavored lube, it's ideal for oral, but also could work well for masturbation, handjobs, and vaginal intercourse. It's not thick enough for anal play.

To use, just squeeze out a dollop, massage it in and go to town!

It would be fine for use with some toys, but it has mineral oil in it so be careful not to use it with toys that aren't compatible with oil-based lubricants.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Oral
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The consistency of this was my favorite part. It's marketed as a massage cream and the texture is almost like a lotion. It's smooth and thick, but not sticky or greasy or gross! It's visible when first applied, but slowly sinks into the skin like a lotion. While it absorbs into the skin, the thick texture means it stays where it's put and doesn't run.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

The Cherry Sucker scent has a delicious candy-sweet smell and is very sweet to the taste. It has an almost chemical-y taste to it, but not really in an unpleasant way. However, it has a powerful aftertaste of artificial sweetener which wasn't so great.
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell
    • Strong taste


Happy Penis definitely lives up to it's name as far as performance is concerned! The consistency was perfect for a handjob and the delicious candy taste made oral fun for me. My partner reports a pleasant tingle, and I felt a faint tickle on my lips as well from the cream. The cream was definitely long-lasting and I didn't need to reapply at all.

Since the aftertaste wasn't so wonderful, I just rinsed my mouth out after I was done.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Long lasting


The packaging almost looks like a novelty/gag gift with the smiling cartoon penises on the front. The container itself also resembles a penis. It's cute, but I wouldn't leave it out on the nightstand!

I liked the dispenser mechanism- just pull up on the cap and squeeze it out. You can do it with one hand.
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Not discreet


I enjoy the variety of having a flavored lube for oral, and this one did the trick for me! I like the smell, taste, and the funny bottle is always good for a giggle. Highly recommended!
This content is the opinion of the submitting contributor and is not endorsed by

EdenFantasys Review Program

  • Get Free Toys
  • Enjoy Special Deals
Become a Reviewer
Subscribe to comments
  • Contributor: P'Gell
    Thank you for the review.

    I'm personally not into flavored lubes or anything, but I'm glad you liked this product. I'd be careful with some sex toys with the mineral oil, though, I think only silicone is safe with oil based lubes.

  • Contributor: SexyySarah
    Thank you for the review!
  • Contributor: Lif3sambiguity
    good review
  • Contributor: Ninja Bunny
    nice review ^_^
  • Contributor: Entropy
    I don't like that aspartame aftertaste...which is usually why I steer clear of cherry flavorings. Great review, thanks!
  • Contributor: lzee
    Good review!
  • Contributor: terry62
    nice review
  • Contributor: MissCandyland
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: xOhxSoxScandalousx
    Thanx for reviewing this.
  • Contributor: sXeVegan90
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Cat E.
    Nice review!
Discussion Posts Last Update
Can you use Happy Penis for anal? 1
Flavors 7
Thank you for viewing Happy penis – lubricant discontinued review page!