Happy All Around...

Happy penis is now the bedroom 'must have' in our house. Like many women I don't particularly enjoy giving oral sex...Happy Penis has made it so I no longer dread the thought. My husband actually asked me 'who are you and what have you done with my wife?' So if you're looking for something that really helps out in the oral department, you may not have to look any further than Happy Penis! I give it four stars because of the numb lips/throat.
Thickness, a little goes a long way, easy to dispense, good value for the cost.
It had a numbing affect, not tingling.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Don't enjoy that natural taste of a blow job? Maybe you don't enjoy the natural smell, or maybe you're just looking to bring the fun back into the oral bedroom play. Happy penis will make both you and your partner happy in a variety of ways. Not only is it great for oral sex, it also does a bang up job for hand jobs!

Basic ingredients:

Water, Glycerin, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Mineral Oil, Steareth-21, Carbomer, Flavor, Triethanolamine, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Sorbic Acid, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Saccharin.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Mood enhancer
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Happy penis is thicker in texture. It stays where you put it, I can put a dollop on my finger and it'll stay in place until I do something with it, or it begins to heat up.

It also doesn't really absorb into the skin well (Not that anyone would WANT to leave it on there that long anyway) so this coupled with it's thickness makes a little go a long way.
    • Creamy
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

Raging Mint packs a bigger flavor punch than that of aroma. I find it doesn't have too much of a smell at all. However, to be fair I do have allergies that could be affecting how much I do or do not smell.

As for the flavor, it's taken me a while to actually place it. Yes it is mint flavored, but not quite the way I anticipated. When I got this, I anticipated something along the lines of Altoids flavoring...And instead I get something that kind of reminds me of sweet mouth wash.

It's not enough to deter me from using this in the future, it just threw me aback when I tried it!
    • Light smell
    • Strong taste


Happy Penis: Raging Mint preformed very well. I think this just might become a bedroom must have for us. It did not leave my husband sticky (Which has been his major qualm with other products that we have tried). The consistency is thick and it's slow to absorb into the skin, that it will stay there until you get the job done.

According to the product over view happy penis is suppose to tingle. Now here is where my major qualm comes into play. It didn't tingle, perhaps I'm overly sensitive but it completely skipped tingling for me and went straight to numbness. The very weird thing about this was it was only my lips and throat. My tongue was unaffected.

My husband was a bit too into the moment to be able to tell me whether he noticed any sort of tingling. SO I'm going to have to guess that if he did feel any, it wasn't anything significant.

I woke up with a sore throat this morning. I actually debated on getting myself some 'Happy Penis' to help resolve it! Multiple uses, I like!
    • Long lasting


Happy Penis is packaged in a plastic bottle which is easily opened with one hand. Honestly my first reaction when I saw it was 'It's a penis!'

The head (top portion) needs to be unscrewed to remove the plastic/foil seal, they must have used some super glue to seal this because I had to break the seal with a knife. So make sure you open this fully outside of the bedroom. I can imagine the frustration if one waited.

Once screwed back in place the head easily pops open with one hand, and you can squeeze the shaft (bottle) with the same hand with ease.

In case your interested this is made of a number 5 plastic, which may or may not be accepted by your recycling company. (I'd love to see the reactions when this gets picked up!)

Happy penis is clearly labeled, so make sure you have a nice hiding spot for it when guests are over.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
Follow-up commentary
This is still a total winner in our book! I've recommended it to several friends, and I'm personally looking forward to trying some of the other flavors once our mint runs out!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Good job!
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    I love you added the pic. I'm not too big on numb tongue though...might pass this. Great review!
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