Happy penis - lubricant by Classic Erotica - review by Mertvaya

The Name Says It All

I would recommend this to anyone. Whether you're going to use it for masturbation or with a partner, it feels, tastes, and smells great. Anyone can find a use for this product, and it's well worth its price.
It smells and tastes great, enhances sensations, and leaves a tingling sensation.
It's perhaps not as strong as it could be, but it works great nevertheless.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This lotion is great either alone or with a partner. I use it as a masturbation lotion because it increases sensation and acts as a great lubricant. It won't knock your socks off by itself, but it's an improvement over soap or moisturizer and can make a great gift even for single male friends.

It's even better when with a partner, though, because of the taste, smell, and tingling sensation. It tastes fantastic and leaves a temporary tingle on your tongue when you're licking it, improving the experience for both parties. As I mentioned, it also enhances sensations, so it's really win-win. Just ask your partner what their preferred flavor is and order a bottle.

It works on girls, too, so feel free to rub some into someone's breasts or onto their nether-regions if so inclined. It works just as well.

Because of the enhanced sensations, I would recommend it more for slow, sensual play, rather than something quick. It's really great for teasing, and it might even be used as an aid for massage if you're giving a happy ending. It works well for both manual and oral stimulation.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Fellatio
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bed
    • On-the-go
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Nipples
    • Oral
    • Penis

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The lotion is pretty thin. It's easy to squeeze out of the bottle and rubs into the skin well. It might leave a slight feeling of stickiness once you're done, but it easily washes off, and the residue is no more than had you just used simple moisturizer. It's a good lubricant that feels slick on one's skin.
    • Creamy
    • Slick
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

It smells very minty, almost like a breath mint, and has a cool, minty flavor that tingles your tongue. It reminds me a bit of an altoid, only not as strong. The smell is pretty moderate, neither too weak nor too strong. I can't personally attest to whether it improves the taste of a penis, but the lotion tastes great and works on any body part you might want to lick.

My partner has said that it tastes great on penises, though, so if you're looking for something to improve the taste of oral, this is definitely for you.
    • Good taste
    • Smells good


It doesn't require much reapplication once you get a good amount going. If you're using it for masturbation or a handjob, you may need to reapply after a while, but for blowjobs, your initial amount should last for the entire duration. As I've said elsewhere, it feels great and performs well.

You have to wash it off after use, unless you don't mind your penis being a bit sticky and over-moisturized. I'm sure you know the feeling if you've used too much hand lotion. It cleans up pretty easily, though.
    • Long lasting
    • Performance


The packaging is pretty adorable. Bright colors and smiling penises that could double as cartoon mushrooms adorn the label. It's pretty visible, so you might want to keep it someplace discreet, since otherwise visitors to your house will notice it easily. The packaging is very useful, though. Instead of a screw-top, you simply pop it up or down and it seals completely, so there's no worry of leakage when it's not in use. You can open it with one hand, but not easily. You're better off using both hands to open it, but once it's open, you can get out the lotion single-handedly. It's just a squeeze bottle, so I suspect it may be difficult to get out the last of the lotion, but so far I've had no problems.
    • Easy to use / dispense
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Special Features

This lotion adds sensation and leaves a tingling feeling on any skin it comes in contact with, including the lips and tongue of your partner as they suck it off you, so enjoy. It also has an intense cooling sensation that only adds to the fun.
    • Cooling
    • Increases sensitivity
    • Tingling
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  • Danielle1220
    Great review and welcome!!
  • BadgersRose
    Nice review. I love the pic on the bottle with the smiling penises.
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    Great review!
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    Nice review ^_^
  • Emma Star Baby
    Thank you for the review. Was nice to hear what a man thought about the product.
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    Great review, thanks for such a detailed taste description. It's awesome how you compared it to an altoid.
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