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This was a surprisingly quality toy, for the size. Despite the cheap/Chinese packaging and simple design, it does just what it says it will, and with a bit of flair. The vibrations buzz like a bee who's far enough away to make you feel safe: they're quiet but dangerous enough to bring you to orgasm. Sweet like honey, and sparkly like the earth on the day you were born.This plastic vibrator carries no smell, thankfully. Plastic does not smell sexy! To touch it is 100% smooth, so your favorite lube will not hang out here, but slide around pretty easily (which may cause need for reapplication).
The texture makes this perfect for beginners, as those with clits or nips o'steel will need more stimulation than the smooth gliding over the clit this will provide. There is literally no grip here whatsoever, so any action is limited to the buzzing that the motor creates.
The plastic used here is one of the more body-safe materials used in the manufacturing of sex toys. It doesn't off-gas, and it will basically last forever. Unless you place it in the sun for a reeeally long time. Then it will photo-degrade and break down into smaller bits. Like the plastic bits swirling in one of several 'Plastic Islands' in our oceans.
Plastic is also made with petroleum, which is something to consider if you're concerned about such things.
This was so surprisingly small, I was shocked! If it were paired in product profile photos with a familiar object, it would have been nice. I expected a traditional vibrator/dildo, but what I got was much more my style.
The inch long base/cap for the battery compartment provides a decent place for delicate 3 finger gripping, freeing up the tapered tip to pinpoint your sensitive spots. Your hands may start to tingle or go numb after about ten minutes of high buzzing, though.
The basecap unscrews to allow insertion of one AAA battery, not included. Which, if you're like me, is quite unfortunate, since you have no electronic devices around to house such a battery, and have to make a trip to Home Depot just for the baby vibe.
A swift twisting of the base and you're rocking. The design is simple but effective for the intended purpose. There really are no bells or whistles here, just a good, compact clitoral bullet.
At a mere 2" circumference, 3" insertable, and 4" total including the base, the Birthstones vibe is not for insertion unless you're looking for that 'barely there' feeling, but does carry the advantage of being 'slip-in-your-purse' worthy. It's light and slim.
The decorative gem on the base serves only as a theme - you may choose your birthstone or your favorite color, which is pretty cool. It would make a cute birthday gift for sure.
Ooh, sparkly!
The controls are as basic as they come. Slide in the AAA battery, twist the cap closed. If you tighten it beyond a certain point, the motor will whir to life and you're free to sit back with a smile and get buzzed.
The vibrations are greatest just an inch below the tapered tip, which is where the motor is located. You can see it hiding out if you peer down inside the battery compartment. The motor location allows for great pinpointing on your clit. You can also slide the slim vibe up and down your clit and around your nipples, turning it and twirling it in your fingers as you play.
It would be great if this had varying patterns, or even a tad stronger vibrations. This vibe would get 5 stars from me if the surface was textured even the slightest. As it is the vibrations can get a little lost between the lube (natural or other lube you may have selected for the occasion) and your clit. That bundle of nerves responds well to variations in stimulation, and the Birthstones vibe does just one thing, though it does do that one thing well enough.
The white plastic o-ring on the base cap works great for keeping water out for wetter play. I'd have no qualms or fears taking this with me into the shower or tub, or the sea for a sexy swim!
Plastic is compatible with lubes of all types, which is a bonus for sure. Removing the battery or inverting it (positive contact on the negative and vice versa) when not in use will extend the battery life.
Be sure to leave in the tube of paper lying inside the shaft. It helps with noise reduction during use.
Since the Birthstones vibe is waterproof, cleanup is easy with soap and water. The surface has a tendency to invite sweat and other fluids to hang out on its surface, but they will easily wipe away.
If you're wanting to share, make sure to sterilize it with alcohol on a cotton ball before you hand it over, or take it back.
Toss it in the drawer with the rest of your toys and rest easy. This vibe does play well with others! At worst it may collect some lint which you can brush or blow away. Then you're ready to play.
The way this came packaged had me immediately skeptical of the usefulness of this vibe. First off, it was so tiny. Second, there's basically nothing to the box it comes in. It displays the name and manufacturer, and doesn't give any useful information regarding set up or clean up.
It is labeled 'Made in China,' and says 'Massager' in 6 languages.
A simple drawing mimes to us not to throw this in the garbage... hmm, I wonder where else we should put it should it buzz its last on us one day? Other than 'not in the garbage,' this box certainly isn't giving us any clues. Maybe it thinks the 'precious stones' used here are too valuable for mere mortal trashcans. The world may never know.
A simple disclaimer on the box contains the usual disclaimer:
'This product is sold and should be used as an adult novelty only and should never be other than for external use. It should not be used on a prolonged or frequent basis. It should not be used on swollen or inflamed areas or near or on skin lacerations. No medical claims are warranted or implied by the use of this product. The shape and appearance of the product inside this package are proprietary trademark and trade dress of Evolved Novelties, Inc. Los Angeles, CA.'
If you're intent upon storing this in a box, the package it came in would do just fine; though it certainly doesn't conceal the vibrator and is a bit fumbly to open.

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Comments
Kind of a cute idea.
Love the idea of the birthstones! Too bad June looks so boring.
the birthstones are such a cute idea!
oh so LITTLE lol but cute
very nice
Added to my wishlist!
nice!
wishlist!
Looks cute! Tempted to get one.
cute idea
got sep one
AAA batteries! Hoorah! It's way too hard to find a bullet that takes common batteries.
no good for anal.
nice
I like it
Looks okay... not too sure yet
So cute!
nice
interesting...
need one
too cheap for me
this looks so cute
3: AAA...and november looks...not my color WHY NOVEMBER!?
Why is it that something about a vibrator with my birthstone on it makes me want it. It's nothing special, just a AAA powered bullet that's probably weak and probably wouldn't even work for me and yet for some reason the fact that it's got my birthstone makes it appealing. Go marketing. LOL.
I really love the February one, thank god I was born in Feb!!
Since the other product I was wanting is now out of stock, I think I'm gonna get one of these. I love amethyst!
cute!
I got the June one, and the color of the bottom band looks more like a dirty "off-white" than the pure white of the main body like in the picture. I wish I'd gotten a different month now.
I really don't care for the dark green of the May one (my birth month)... I'd probably get the lighter green of the August one if I bought this...
sooo cute i want one.
I like this a lot!
nice!
I want one.
Such a cute idea.
What a cute idea.
Ohhhhh how cute!!! I'd love one for my birthday haha.
good colors
This is so cute I would love to have one as a birthday gift for myself.
want one but not my birth month haha
nice idea
I love waterproof products so they can go in the tub and shower!
very nice
So cute!
Such a cute idea. I want one!
Pretty
Ooh, pretty and looks like fun.
Inventive idea...
neat!
I love that they are a little personalized
Aht! What a cute idea!!
My roommate has one for her birth month. I want one too!
Wow, I love how November looks!
Love the idea so cute
I really want one of these. the September one, since my birthday is in September. Plus I love other blue colors too..
Super cute! Love the idea!
I like
Cute! August my birth stone.
cute idea!
Love January's! So cute.
I got mine a few days ago. It's really cute. My birthday is in November so I got the orange. It's my first bullet. I like it!
cute
that's a cute idea
this is a brilliant idea
also august is so pale green!
cute definitely-
cute idea
Good idea for a gift.
Oh, boo..the colors of these are way off! Especially April. April should be white with a clear stone, like June. June should be a pale purple...And August's is a pale green, not lime green...Totally a cute idea, but I'm sad that the April one is ugly gray when it should be white and diamonds! (I'm an April baby.)
Some of these are really pretty...
Wants!
This is a nice idea, but it makes me wish I was born in a different month.
this is a cute idea
it looks adorable! (yes. i called a toy adorable.)
Want them all.
Although these are not my birth months, I like how simple June is and how vibrant November is. Orange is my favorite color, so I may have to say adios to August and purchase November instead : )
Pretty neat idea!
So pretty!
This thing is cute. Now that I have it in my hands. I didn't relize it was this small! ITS TINY!!!
i love it
I hate how my birthstone(October)always looks like a cheep pink gem. Opal is not a pink crystal.
I love the idea!
This is the best idea
Was skeptical about this one when I got it in the mail today; put the one AAA in and I'm pleasantly surprised! Review on the way!
Not sure I want to buzz my birthday month cute idea as a gift.
I like it
I LOVE that this is a bullet that runs on a AAA battery opposed to watch batteries!
Interested in the reported power.
Yay for Capricorns!
Very cute! I love birthstone stuff!
this thing is sooo little. it is so cute. i lerve it.
can't wait to get this in the mail!!!
This is kinda cute.
meh, looks cheap to me.. But maybe more reviews will come in raving about these!
I have a hard time believing it has such high vrooms, low bees, all for the price. I'll definitely have to check it out.
5vrooms and only 1bees for a PLASTIC vibe?! O_O This is going on the wish list...