Ideal – it’ll make you do more than just relieve stress

cool

the handle looks nice for partner play

I love massagers!

Hmm, neat!

Looks great!

nice! loud tho!!

humm

Cool

Cool!

Neat shape!

Cool shape!

Looks great!

the handle is fun. kind of an awkward shape

Nice vibrator, rechargable, but makes a terrible noise!
Sounds like head is loose

Looks neat?

The handle looks so bizarre but the reviews all say it's fabulous.

interesting

This looks a little bit crazy. However, the handle looks like a good idea.

cute

1

love to have this

Cool handle.

I love the handle! And I want this so badly!

Cute

ADORABLEE

I like the handle on this one!!

I must have it.

Cute !

Yet another interesting looking wand..

Gamers need this!

i purchased this about 3 months ago and at first it was great. Slowly it got less and less powerful and finally after charging for a few days i went to check and low and behold the darn thing was completely broken. The unit was extremely hot and nothing happened when i flipped the switch. I bought it in spite of all the warnings and now i've come to regret my decision.

Its appearance is deceiving, perhaps, with the packaging detailing how much relaxation and pleasure can be wrought from this contraption, accompanied by illustrations showing the product being used on necks, feet and shoulders. My first thought is “great, they’re too scared to even admit what their product does. It’s just a sham for erotophobic old people who won’t know any better and want their sex toys to be as un-intimidating (and sexless) as possible.”



Good lord, was I mistaken.



Looking like a more ergonomic, modern evocation of the old Hitachi Magic Wand in a pale pastel shade, the Ideal Personal Massager operates on the basic principle that vibration against genitalia=inducement of pleasure. There are no bells and whistles. It has no cutesy animals, rotating pearls, penetrating protrusions or novelty glow-in-the-dark qualities. And in its simplicity, unassuming appearance and intuitive usability, it is a sex toy for those less adventurous vanilla types who simply want to add a swift kick in the pants of their sexual pleasure. But don’t let that keep you from expanding your audacious kinky inventory with this baby.



There are a total of three settings from which you can choose the degree of intensity, if you count “Off” as a setting. Even Low is often enough for me, though, thank you. Despite my years of experience with vibrating contraptions, I’ve yet to come across anything other than my friend Matt’s speakers with the concentration and strength of the Ideal. Orgasm seems inevitable with usage; even if you’re thinking of taxes, it’s likely to give you a full-bodied, rip-roaring eruption of pleasure.



My biggest concern was unquestionably the loudness factor. Even on its Low setting, someone else in my house might assume I had started a lawnmower in my bedroom. My partner likened the noise to that of “a jet engine taking off.” This makes little difference when competing with the decibels attained by yours truly, but makes this product a non-option for those seeking discretion.



A couple observations of note: The Ideal is charged via removable cord so you have the simultaneous convenience of a cordless without the grating annoyance of having to scramble to find batteries. However, if not adequately charged in between sessions, it can and will die on you and it can not be used while it is charging, so you better have a backup to finish the job in those instances. Another item of interest: extended periods of contact with the Ideal while in operation can lead to a great deal of blood flow to the region of the body on which it is used. That is to say, if you keep it on your vulva too long, you’ll have reddish puffy little lips for up to a day afterwards. But, medical considerations aside, it was totally worth it.

After reading all the reviews about this product, I naturally came to the conclusion that this product should not be purchased by anyone unless you want to be ripped off. I do not recommend that this product be purchased because it does not appear to work, and anyone who purchases it is making a big mistake. This in my opinion, and it is up to the purchaser to make the final decision to purchase the product or not to purchase the product. I did not and will not purchase the product, nor will I recommend the product to anyone. There are a lot of better products out there, so keep searching.

It worked wonderfully the first half dozen times then broke just like the others described. The first one was quickly replaced then the second one did the same thing a few months later after I had tossed all the packaging, etc.

This powerful little massager will send you over the moon!
Great product, I've been recommending it to all my friends!

it broke within 15 minutes of usage - got really loud & wobbly and looked like it was about to fly apart. too bad. it's ergonomically quite nice.

Breaks down after two uses, wouldn't recommend buying it. I bought two and they both broke.

very powerful massager and convenient handle.