Happy valley twister Realistic dildo

Happy Valley Twister not only gave me the most beautiful sex toy I own, but it introduced me to light texture that I can't get enough of. It may lack a suction cup, but it works like a dream in a harness!

Size, Flared base, Bleachable, Boilable, silicone, Beginner friendly,

 When receiving the Happy Valley Twister in the mail, I had high hopes for its orgasmic potential. I had been looking at the Twister's features online and everything had seemed to be adding up to a new favorite. However, when put to the test, the Twister fell far short of my expectations and my climax. The Twister has many features that could work in its favor, if only they were altered in some way. For example, the Twister is o-ring compatible and has nice twisting grooves along the shaft. However, the Twister's large head can make it somewhat difficult to get it through the o-ring and into the dildo harness. In addition, the head has a tendency of distracting you from the nice smooth grooves that are meant to help increase sensations, yet because of the head they never really get the chance. Another draw back about the Twister's large head is that it can also cause some slight pain when first being penetrated simply do to its size compared to the shaft. For anyone less experienced with dildos than I am, I'm sure it would cause quite a bit more pain. However, I could have gotten past the issue with the Twister's large head if only one of its other features had worked properly, the insertable vibrating bullet. The vibrating bullet, the one feature that could have saved the Twister, is the one feature of this toy that I can honestly say disappointed me the most. The vibrating bullet has a bad habit of over heating fast and losing intensity until it finally quits completely. Yet, even at full strength, the bullet barely had the power to make a wave. The vibrating bullet could have at least made this toy worth my while, but again the Twister fell short and just couldn't cut it. My partner and I had been looking forwards to testing the Happy Valley Twister, but when we finally got the chance, it left us very unsatisfied. We had always been interested in finding a decent vibrating, harness compatible dildo, and were hoping the Twister was it. However, when we started using the Twister, nothing about the toy was as great as it had sounded. It seemed like all the features they put into the toy were defeating each other rather then working together. This toy has the potential to be earth shaking but too many things just don't work the way they should, or are detracted from by other features. The Happy Valley Twister seems like a good sex toy in speculation, but when put through its paces, it can't keep up. There are so many things about the Twister that could work in its favor but just aren't quite up to par. I think they tried to put to many features into one sex toy without paying attention to how they affected each other. I would certainly not recommend the Happy Valley Twister. This toy has some performance problems that need to be taken care of before I could give it my stamp of approval.