Happy valley twister - strap-on dildo by Happy Valley - review by Miss Anonymous

Happy valley twister

Dildo by Happy Valley

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Happy valley twister made my valley happy.

Happy valley twister is a cute dildo that is offered on five different colors. Lightly textured and made of pure silicone. It can be bleached or boiled. It does hold temperature if you want to use temperature to play. It is beginner friendly, and harness compatible. The package is lacking in the worst way, but the dildo makes up for it.
Size, Flared base, Bleachable, Boilable, silicone, Beginner friendly,
Packaging is lacking, Head could be uncomfortable for some.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I'm not really into dildos. I love glass dildos, but I do not consider them as dildos. When I think of dildos, I think of jelly or silicone, and not glass. I was so excited when EF allowed me to do a review on this item. The twister is a creation of happy valley. I've never heard of happy valley till about three weeks ago when I came across of their dildos. Happy valley is a Canadian based toy company.

The twister by happy valley is a cute twisted dildo that comes in 5 fantastic colors. The twister can be used vaginally, anally, and you can pair it up with your favorite harness. The twister is made up of silicone, so you can bend it and twist it how ever you like. The size of the twister makes it perfect for beginners and the more advanced. It dose have a pronounced head, and that can be an issue for some. It is perfect for men and women. Fellas can use this anally for p-spot stimulation. When inserting it the right way you can use it to stimulate the G-spot. This will take more of a skilled user who already know were to locate her G-spot.

It was not recommended but, I found that the twister holds temperature remarkably well. I placed it in some boiling water for about a minute. Took it out and let it cool down and use it. It made for a very warm and fun time. I did try it in ice water, but I didn't use it. I'm not a fan of cold items.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

First impressions? I thought it was much smaller, than I had originally thought. I thought it was going to be a little lager, and I also thought its was going to be a little stiffer. I did not think it was going to have so much give, but I must admit. I'm happy that it is not as hard as it had originally thought. The dildo does have a semi-realistic look. It is in the form of a male penis, but it is not as detailed.
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The twister is made of 100% silicone, which is 100% body safe. It can be shared with two people without too much worry. I still recommend using a condom. The twister does not have any type of smell or taste.

By definition silicone is Any of a class of synthetic materials that are polymers with a chemical structure based on chains of alternate silicon and oxygen atoms, with organic groups attached to the silicon atoms. Such compounds are typically resistant to chemical attack and insensitive to temperature changes and are used to make rubber, plastics, polishes, and lubricants. Silicone has so many different uses, but in this case, its was used to make this delightful dildo.

The twister does have some texture on it. It has raised thick vaine like running up and down the shaft in a twisted direction. When you are using the dildo, you slightly notice the texture, but for me, it did not add extra stimulation. It possibly could for someone who is more sensitive.
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    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

Do I like the design? I did like the design. It does not look like the normal dildo. You can not hide it in conspicuous view, but some women like for their toys not to resemble a male penis. The colors are also unrealistic, but it is okay. It makes for delightful eye candy. The design worked remarkably well for me, because I do not have a lot of experience with dildos I was not expecting a whole lot from it.
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The twister is about 6 3/4 inches, and 6 1/2 inches insertable. It has a diameter of 1 1/2 and a circumference of 3 1/4th. The head is a little pronounced, and it is about 2 centimeters for the shaft. The twister does have a flared base. The base is about an inch and a half from the shaft, across the bottom the base is about 4 inches. It is the perfect size for most hands and fits most harnesses. When used anally, you can use the base to ride. The base will not slip from under you. It somewhat stick to the surface.
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When traveling it you can toss it into a carrying pouch, or into your suit case. It does not require much space. When storing it at home, I'd recommend keeping any silicone toy from close contact with jelly ones. Jelly and silicone does not mix well.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play


When playing with this toy it was fun. I did not use it with anyone else. The head was a little bit pronounced as I've stated before. She when using it, and pulling it out it give a little bit of a popping feeling. It does not something that is annoying, but I did notice that. The texture of it did not stimulate anything extra for me, but it could for the next. I did not use it anally. The only reason I did not was because I have not reached that size of toys. Someday I will be able to use it for that, but for right now I just use it vaginally. This toy is also conveniently sized so that you can use it for double penetration. You can use it with your partner either him in one whole and the toy in the other. Haha The small size makes it so that the toy is not in the way when using it for that reason.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Taking care of the twister is extremely easy. You can just use the normal, mild soap and water. You can use your favorite toy cleaner. You can also use 10% bleach solution. You can even boil it, or place it into the dishwasher if you please. So many ways for cleaning it. When storing you can use the bag it comes in, or your own pouch. You can only use water based, and oil based lubes. Using silicone lubes on a silicone toy would completely mess it up.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The happy valley toys lack in packaging and presentation. It comes in a clear plastic bag with a tag on the top. Nothing special, and nothing you seriously need to keep. I wish the packaging was a little better.
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    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

On the product page, it has a picture of the dildo with a bullet vibe in the middle. Mines did not come that way. The bottom was entirely sealed. I was a little disappointed because I wanted a vibrating dildo. I do not know if it was just mine, or if the product page needs to be updated.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Pink Jewel
    Great review
  • ToyGurl
    Great review! The pictures really helped when understanding the size! Looks like fun to me and I'm so glad it's made of silicone!
  • Neurogasm
    Awesome review! Thanks so much!
  • JaneDoe ToyCollector
    great review. lame packaging
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    Nice review
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    great review
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    Great review
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    thanks for the great review, pic, and video!!
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