In terms of its usage, a simple $10 vibrator would provide just as much enjoyment. Yes, the Royal Princess provides the basics, and it is quiet- but why spend $50 on a vibrator that just provides the basics?

Not at all the fun time I had in mind. Her majesty seeks patient, experienced sailors to journey rough waters.

A little verbal foreplay turned out to be exactly what I needed, and in slipped the princess! The vibrations weren't overly strong, but oh did that bulb feel nice filling me up. It felt amazing!