John Holmes UR3 cock – enjoy every inch of this monster if you dare

I could totally take this. Lets do it! haha

Holy bigness, Batman!!

I think I second the "eep!" comment.

going ballz deep on 2 of these at the same time would be a goal for every woman before her 21st birthday.

EEP!

wow my va j j is scared

Freaking enormous!

doesn't look real

Oh my. 0.0

Holy hugeness!

Ridonkulously huge.

huge

Oh, wow!

oh..my lord.

Cool!

Wow

:O

Cool!

It's so big!

o,d!

WOW! Beautiful! I want this in me now!

holy thickness, I want to try this

WHAT THE CHRIST?

i got this thing on friday and i LOVE IT!!!! its soo huge..long and thick.. its definitely something to be worked up too.. it feels amazing! i can almost get it all in! great toy!

OMFG I cannot handle that!

thats as thick as my arm, holy smokes

WOW

Holy HUGE!

Holy crap! I know John Holmes was a huge guy, but I never imagined that anyone would want to use a dildo modeled after him. Watching him penetrate women in his movies was scary enough.

big toy

WOW. *faints*

wow looks huge!! cant wait to try this one out!!! have to work up to it tho

Ha clicked on the "actual size" tab and I had to scroll alot longer than usual haha

This thing is HUGE!

Yay - I great size girthy dildo. Just wish they didn't have to make it extra long as well. What's wrong with a shorter fat one....hehe.

Monster! If your woman is a size queen, she will love it. If she is not ready for a huge cock, don't bother. One woman I know looked at it and just laughed... and she LOVES really big cocks.

Wow. So big!

The best there is

This huge thing was molded from a real person?!?!? Scary.

i saw this in the NOLA hustler store. i think the box was as tall as me 0_o

2 big!!!!

UMMMM no way would this work for me!

absolutely huge

Ummm...yeah, I don't know if I would be able to take that all in!

I need this......

wow

Huge monster cock!

Damn!

some of you amaze me by listing how small and petite your partners are...everybody knows that tiny, thin women have monster pussies. i have always been 105 lbs, 5'3" and my pussy swallows the average dick. all the pussy needs is to be really wet or lubed up, the person relaxed and legs spread as wide as you can get them and the ur3 will be as easy to take as regular dick. no need to be intimidated, gone on and try it....i bet you'll be jamming this thing in your pussy every chance you get.

i agree scary lol

THIS LOOKS PERFECT!

this...is scary.

can't wait

WOW

whoah. would like to try this out with my guy. I think he'd enjoy trying to get it into me.

10 inches of insertable length? That's crazy (kind of want to try it, though)!

Okay I am sold.

it looks uncomfortable but i don't like large things.

whoaaa

I can't get over how gigantic this is. Wow.

I received my John Holmes Cock 2 days ago and I LUVED it, The UR3 material makes it more tolerable than others. Its not as uncomfortable as thought it would be.. I wish BAM came in the same material. This is my fav

this is cute would like to try it

would love to have this one!

I agree with Chaversc this toy 2 inches shorter would be perfect!! You definately have to work up to it though....once you're there though...definately a favorite of mine. 5 moans of approval out of 5

Wow... This is scary big. O_O

i'm scared

I'm scared, yet intrigued.

for anal --- this dildo is too long it could be 2 inches shorter and be near perfect. the width is a challenge, could be .5 to 1 inch smaller in width. you definitely cannot fuck yourself very hard with this. the length makes it hard to manage unless sitting on it. the width alone makes it an intense experience, the length is disappointing at best, far too long; most peoples bodies dont stretch that far lol.

This thing is massive. It will hurt you, but it feels so good. The color does fade after a few uses and the suction cup starts to tear, but its awesome to stick on the floor and bounce on it. Its the best realistic dildo on the market.

This is one of our most used toys. My wife was hesitant at first, but after 20 mintutes of foreplay and alot of lube she took the whole thing. I've never seen her cum so hard. Actually seeing a huge dick pound my wife was such a turn on. When she finishes I mount her, the feeling is incredible, like putting my dick in jar of warm water, I'll never hit bottom again.

Like many others have said this toy is VERY BIG, it is significantly bigger than my UltraReal and is going to take some time to get used to...Other than that it feals and looks real!

READ CAREFULLY before ordering. This product is HUGE both in girth and length. Make sure you take a make measuring tape and find something as a reference so you can compare before ordering. It has 8 inches of circumference. I ordered this item and even though the quality is outstanding and feels like a real dick, it is so huge I would never be able to use it :(

Just like some guy say, not many people would be able to wrap their hands around this and make their fingers meet. This thing is gigantic.

If you can take something this size, then you are in for a great surprise as the quality of the material is superb.

Just my 2 cents.

ill start by saying this is not a toy for beginners. I am a 23 yr old straight male that has been into anal play for around 4 years. I ordered dick rambone a while back and when i finally was able to use it i was not happy with it all, the rubber material is too rough and prevents me from riding it for extended periods of time. since then ive been looking for something softer, but bigger. then I found john holmes UR3, read the reviews and it sounded like a must have. lucky for me it came a day faster than estimated, i couldnt bring it to my room and open it fast enough. I didnt even use a warm up toy and still was able to get 75% in my ass within 10-15 mins. i didnt last long before started shooting cum all over the place haha. the UR3 material feels so good in your ass it is amazing, best toy i own! i only give it a 4 because of how delicate the material is, i hope with proper care i can get a few years from it but suction cup started tearing a tiny bit after the first use. if your thinking of buying this, dont hesitate just get it! you wont regret it!

my ex boyfriend was hung like a horse and i loved his cock. my current boyfriend is not as well endowed so i bought this so i could fulfill my big cock fantasies. john is the perfect product. the material feels great and the length and girth make me cum so hard. i wish my boyfriend could be this big! buy this if size matters to you.

My husband got this for us and let me just say, when I first saw it, I was horrified by its massive size!!! I said "there is no way you can fuck me with that thing!" He insisted we give it a try, later that night after a couple of drinks and a nice dinner we started fooling around. After a little while rubbing and licking he finally broke out John and lubed him up. Slowly he rubbed the head of that massive cock on my clit and pussy lips. I was so wet, finally he popped the head in and it felt so good I wanted to cum so bad.. Although it hurt a little, it felt so fucking good. I didn't want to look like a whore, so I told him to go slowly at first, I really wanted the entire cock buried inside me. I came so hard and so good the very first time I felt John. Now I love when he mounts this on a harness and fucks me silly! This toy has turned me into a sex maniac!!!! Even if you are a little scared at first, give this a try it's soooo worth it!! OMG size does matter!

What an amazing feeling to be so filled. I think the smell is sweet and fantastic, not a problem at all. I can only take about 91/2 inches, but love to be pumped with all of them. I love the feel of being ripped hard while in front of a mirror, (love to see myself get pounded) don't need much warm up! I'm a bi-male whos sexuality was altered at 6 years old by an older brother and this is the most pleasure I've ever had. JH has the size to hurt and please. (after all don't they blend together) I really love this toy, might not be for everyone, but if you like to be filled...This one will blow your mind!

first time i used it i cryed second it was not so bad i could get 8inches up there

this is HUGE to say the least. It is much larger than what you expect it to be. Most would have a hard time putting their hand around it and touch their fingers. The smell is another problem with it. If you can take it you probably will enjoy it. I had to go with something smaller, could not even attempt it.

My wife and I have a great sex life but were looking for a little more. We ordered the JH, so we got alot more. My wife is 5'1 and weighs 97 lbs and is just under 33 inches at the hips. This thing makes up one sixth of her height! Huge cock, tiny woman....but hey, she picked it out. When I questioned her choice she reminded me "no pain no gain". She is a fitness instructor who has competed in a number of regional fitness competitions. Even the biggest guys in the gym are amazed at how hard her workouts are. Our first time with the JH didn't go so good. after my wife undressed she laid down on her back and I laid the cock on her belly, balls to her pussy, we were both amazed at how far he went up her torso. After a while of oral sex and me fucking her it was time to lube John up. She applied ALOT of lube on the cock and I asked would it be "her or me". She replied me. I begin rubbing her vigina with John and enjoyed watching as my wifes abs flexed and her small but strong legs tightened. I put the head to her pussy and pushed, she cried out "he's hurting me" to which I replied he's going to take you (we roll play alot). First there was the pop as his head penetrated her small tight pussy, every ab muscle in her 22 and a half inch waist was convulsing. I slowly put a couple of inches in. My wife cried out "just fuck me, just do it now". I put about five to six inches in and fucked her. She did not come and was very slollen the next day, Not a good first experience.
Six months later...WOW, she loves it and I love watching her use it and giving it too her. She can take ALL 10 INCHES and comes harder than ever. She has had to learn keagles so that she can be her normal tight self for me after she has been taken by the JH.
So ladies, don't give up if at firs't you don't succeed, as we say at the gym no pain, no gain (nor massive orgasims) .
my wife gives the JH a four due to the difficulty of using it at first and because it still leaves her sore. But her quote is "it hurts so fucking bad but feels so fucking good.

I introduced this to my wife and she was hesitant because of the size. The first time, she didn't really enjoy it. She felt that her vaginal lips and insides felt like they were being pulled or tugged too much.

However, after a few times, she grew more and more accustomed to it and now, it's her favorite toy. she gets incredibly wet and she just loves how the head "pops" into her. She is only 5' tall, but she can handle more than halfway. I pump this toy in and out of her while eating her out and she goes insane. After she's all stretched out, she wants me in there to finish up.

My only concern is whether or not the materials are safe with all of the attention these days.

My Husband and I had some really good sex for three days, when he infromed me he had been getting me ready for some big surprise. Oh what a big surprise it was. I found myself sitting in the hot tub, when all of a sudden out of no where, he pulls out the box holding the John Holmes UR3. He slid it out of the silky bag and coaxed me out of the tub to get a better feel for it. He began making me wet by rubbing the huge monster cock all between my legs. As I got wetter and wetter, he decided it was time to see how much fun he could have by plungjng in. He spread my legs wide and began sticking me deeper and deeper. He played with me for about 10 minutes or so, until he finally got most of it in my wet cunt. It was pure exstacy. After having orgazime after orgazime, I reach my climax. It took a couple of days to take the whole thing, but he worked me hard and was able to get it all into my big wet pussy. We enjoy this dick and give it a big tumbs up!!!!

My wife and I have been enjoying large dildos for the last couple of years. I have a nice cock that is 7.5 inches and 6 inches around, but there is nothing like watching her taking a giant dildo, and the John Holmes is the largest realistic dildo. She loved the impressive size and the soft feel. This is truly an amazing cock, even more so when compared to her petite size, she is 5'3" and 110 lbs, and was able to enjoy this monster. After warming her up, I slowly fed this great cock into her dripping wet sex, and watched her enjoy the fullness that only John Holmes can provide. After several minutes, she got on top and I held the dildo between my legs, I steadied the 13.5" monster as she slowly lowered herself onto the toy. She started slowly, and then began to hump fast, hard, and deep, as we watched her being penetrated in the mirror. I could feel her cum dripping and running down my legs. After, she had her fun, she took me into her hot, wet, love and screwed me until I climaxed. We were both extremely pleased by the quality and fun that John Holmes has brought to our love making. She is an amazing woman that loves to play and satisfy my fantasies, thanks Eden.

I have used Jeff Stryker Vib and TSX Big Split before trying this bad boy. The Stryker was a little to pointy to be used rough and the Big Split was the perfect length and diameter but was to firm. After reading many reviews I settled on this toy and I could be happier. At first you do have to warm up quite a bit but once he is in the extreme orgasms begin. It is very soft on the outside yet firm on the inside. Despite its size I can take 75% of it for hours without getting sore. I am 5' 8" and 120 lbs. no kids yet I am still able to enjoy it for as long as I want. My husband got me into toys after we started dating and progressively get bigger and bigger toys. Not something that I thought I would be into but after seeing how much it turns him on I have been willing to try just about anything (and wow bigger sizes do matter for hitting some spots). We both enjoy sex after I have been extremely stretched even though my husband is just 6" x 2". I have been squirting for some time and this toy really sets me off. We are working into fisting and after a long stretch session with John I am able to take just past the thumb with all 5 fingers. Girls you really should give this toy a try and guys trust me it feels better for both parties once that pussy is open wide. Plus what is hotter than seeing your girl swallow a 2.5" x 12" dick. One trick we have picked up is to stick the toy between my husbands legs with the toy hanging out the zipper. By doing this he is able to adjust how deep it goes by changing how much is hanging out. He can pound my pussy with the toy as if it were his own and it increases the kinkiness.

Happy Riding Girls : )

This monster has changed my wife forever,she can get about 9 inches of it buried inside her and cums like a wild animal as I slowly fuck her with it, she bucks and thrusts her pussy around on it seemingly trying to swallow it all.
Her pussy lips are always swollen and open lately making her panties so wet that she has to wear a liner most days and seems to be in a constant state of arousal, we love this toy...

I couldn't wait to get this thing!! As soon as i got home and saw the package on my doorstep my ass started to throb. Knowing i had to wait til the day after Thanksgiving made me want it even more. After a few minutes of warming up with smaller toys, i gave Holmes a try. After a lil lube and thrusting i got it to strech my ass. I took it all the way to the balls and it felt so damn good!!! I was in heaven!! Turns out the turkeys werent the only ones getting a good stuffing ; )..

I knew my wife liked big cock so I got this for her, I thought she would struggle with it but to my surprise after a short workout with her previous favourite toy, 8 inches of it slid right in and she went wild.
When she orgasmed it went on and on as she bucked around the bed and I struggled to keep it in her and gently pump her obviously happy pussy with it, she just kept screaming oh my god that feels so good, then just lay there grinning like the cat that got the cream.
I was gob smacked, what a huge turn on.
We both love this huge toy, and she admits she can't get enough of it.

Where do i start,i am 5 feet tall and and very average a little chunky,my husband is 6 ft and has what i consider a very large penis 9.5 inches.He is incredible in bed and on occassion has let other men sleep with me,which i do enjoy alot,especially when he watches.well one night he seemed a little anxious about having sex,well here goes,after eating my pussy for what seemed to be an hour he proceeded to insert this monster john holmes into my aching pussy which i did not know he had bought.My god this dildo stretched me wide open,i came almost instantly,and then he put his cock up my ass that was it for the first time in my life i squirted a load all over the bed,and he shot his load up my ass,what an experience i will never be the same again.Anybody considering buying this please do truthfully your wives will love you for it,the material is fantastic and the size is great.One other advatage for you men i now swallow my husbands cum on a regular basis because john takes care of my pussy very well.