John Holmes UR3 cock – enjoy every inch of this monster if you dare

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by Enigma

John Holmes UR3® cock Realistic dildo Review

 

This is not a toy for everyday use and its way too big for most people. However, if you really love size then this is the perfect toy for you! The UR3 material is amazing and must be felt to be believed.

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by Love2Thrill

John Holmes UR3® cock Realistic dildo Review

 

Great toy for experienced users. Not for the faint-at-heart. I really enjoyed this toy and can't wait for my fiance to use it on me.

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by Naughty boy

John Holmes UR3® cock Realistic dildo Review

 

This is really a great toy for those who are looking for a more realistic experience and enjoy large anatomies. I have never used and enjoyed a toy as much or for as long as I have this one. Very well worth the money. I would definitely use something firmer for the inner core such as a thick silicone.

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• Wrangler69

  What an amazing feeling to be so filled. I think the smell is sweet and fantastic, not a problem at all. I can only take about 91/2 inches, but love to be pumped with all of them. I love the feel of being ripped hard while in front of a mirror, (love to see myself get pounded) don't need much warm up! I'm a bi-male whos sexuality was altered at 6 years old by an older brother and this is the most pleasure I've ever had. JH has the size to hurt and please. (after all don't they blend together) I really love this toy, might not be for everyone, but if you like to be filled...This one will blow your mind!

• 	Spike8877
  first time i used it i cryed second it was not so bad i could get 8inches up there

• 	tight and small
  this is HUGE to say the least. It is much larger than what you expect it to be. Most would have a hard time putting their hand around it and touch their fingers. The smell is another problem with it. If you can take it you probably will enjoy it. I had to go with something smaller, could not even attempt it.

• anonymous

  My wife and I have a great sex life but were looking for a little more. We ordered the JH, so we got alot more. My wife is 5'1 and weighs 97 lbs and is just under 33 inches at the hips. This thing makes up one sixth of her height! Huge cock, tiny woman....but hey, she picked it out. When I questioned her choice she reminded me "no pain no gain". She is a fitness instructor who has competed in a number of regional fitness competitions. Even the biggest guys in the gym are amazed at how hard her workouts are. Our first time with the JH didn't go so good. after my wife undressed she laid down on her back and I laid the cock on her belly, balls to her pussy, we were both amazed at how far he went up her torso. After a while of oral sex and me fucking her it was time to lube John up. She applied ALOT of lube on the cock and I asked would it be "her or me". She replied me. I begin rubbing her vigina with John and enjoyed watching as my wifes abs flexed and her small but strong legs tightened. I put the head to her pussy and pushed, she cried out "he's hurting me" to which I replied he's going to take you (we roll play alot). First there was the pop as his head penetrated her small tight pussy, every ab muscle in her 22 and a half inch waist was convulsing. I slowly put a couple of inches in. My wife cried out "just fuck me, just do it now". I put about five to six inches in and fucked her. She did not come and was very slollen the next day, Not a good first experience. Six months later...WOW, she loves it and I love watching her use it and giving it too her. She can take ALL 10 INCHES and comes harder than ever. She has had to learn keagles so that she can be her normal tight self for me after she has been taken by the JH. So ladies, don't give up if at firs't you don't succeed, as we say at the gym no pain, no gain (nor massive orgasims) . my wife gives the JH a four due to the difficulty of using it at first and because it still leaves her sore. But her quote is "it hurts so fucking bad but feels so fucking good.

• Steve from NYC

  I introduced this to my wife and she was hesitant because of the size. The first time, she didn't really enjoy it. She felt that her vaginal lips and insides felt like they were being pulled or tugged too much. However, after a few times, she grew more and more accustomed to it and now, it's her favorite toy. she gets incredibly wet and she just loves how the head "pops" into her. She is only 5' tall, but she can handle more than halfway. I pump this toy in and out of her while eating her out and she goes insane. After she's all stretched out, she wants me in there to finish up. My only concern is whether or not the materials are safe with all of the attention these days.

• SOUHTERN BELL

  My Husband and I had some really good sex for three days, when he infromed me he had been getting me ready for some big surprise. Oh what a big surprise it was. I found myself sitting in the hot tub, when all of a sudden out of no where, he pulls out the box holding the John Holmes UR3. He slid it out of the silky bag and coaxed me out of the tub to get a better feel for it. He began making me wet by rubbing the huge monster cock all between my legs. As I got wetter and wetter, he decided it was time to see how much fun he could have by plungjng in. He spread my legs wide and began sticking me deeper and deeper. He played with me for about 10 minutes or so, until he finally got most of it in my wet cunt. It was pure exstacy. After having orgazime after orgazime, I reach my climax. It took a couple of days to take the whole thing, but he worked me hard and was able to get it all into my big wet pussy. We enjoy this dick and give it a big tumbs up!!!!

• C.

  My wife and I have been enjoying large dildos for the last couple of years. I have a nice cock that is 7.5 inches and 6 inches around, but there is nothing like watching her taking a giant dildo, and the John Holmes is the largest realistic dildo. She loved the impressive size and the soft feel. This is truly an amazing cock, even more so when compared to her petite size, she is 5'3" and 110 lbs, and was able to enjoy this monster. After warming her up, I slowly fed this great cock into her dripping wet sex, and watched her enjoy the fullness that only John Holmes can provide. After several minutes, she got on top and I held the dildo between my legs, I steadied the 13.5" monster as she slowly lowered herself onto the toy. She started slowly, and then began to hump fast, hard, and deep, as we watched her being penetrated in the mirror. I could feel her cum dripping and running down my legs. After, she had her fun, she took me into her hot, wet, love and screwed me until I climaxed. We were both extremely pleased by the quality and fun that John Holmes has brought to our love making. She is an amazing woman that loves to play and satisfy my fantasies, thanks Eden.

• Happily Stretched Girl

  I have used Jeff Stryker Vib and TSX Big Split before trying this bad boy. The Stryker was a little to pointy to be used rough and the Big Split was the perfect length and diameter but was to firm. After reading many reviews I settled on this toy and I could be happier. At first you do have to warm up quite a bit but once he is in the extreme orgasms begin. It is very soft on the outside yet firm on the inside. Despite its size I can take 75% of it for hours without getting sore. I am 5' 8" and 120 lbs. no kids yet I am still able to enjoy it for as long as I want. My husband got me into toys after we started dating and progressively get bigger and bigger toys. Not something that I thought I would be into but after seeing how much it turns him on I have been willing to try just about anything (and wow bigger sizes do matter for hitting some spots). We both enjoy sex after I have been extremely stretched even though my husband is just 6" x 2". I have been squirting for some time and this toy really sets me off. We are working into fisting and after a long stretch session with John I am able to take just past the thumb with all 5 fingers. Girls you really should give this toy a try and guys trust me it feels better for both parties once that pussy is open wide. Plus what is hotter than seeing your girl swallow a 2.5" x 12" dick. One trick we have picked up is to stick the toy between my husbands legs with the toy hanging out the zipper. By doing this he is able to adjust how deep it goes by changing how much is hanging out. He can pound my pussy with the toy as if it were his own and it increases the kinkiness. Happy Riding Girls : )

• tony

  This monster has changed my wife forever,she can get about 9 inches of it buried inside her and cums like a wild animal as I slowly fuck her with it, she bucks and thrusts her pussy around on it seemingly trying to swallow it all. Her pussy lips are always swollen and open lately making her panties so wet that she has to wear a liner most days and seems to be in a constant state of arousal, we love this toy...

• anonymous

  I couldn't wait to get this thing!! As soon as i got home and saw the package on my doorstep my ass started to throb. Knowing i had to wait til the day after Thanksgiving made me want it even more. After a few minutes of warming up with smaller toys, i gave Holmes a try. After a lil lube and thrusting i got it to strech my ass. I took it all the way to the balls and it felt so damn good!!! I was in heaven!! Turns out the turkeys werent the only ones getting a good stuffing ; )..

• Dave

  I knew my wife liked big cock so I got this for her, I thought she would struggle with it but to my surprise after a short workout with her previous favourite toy, 8 inches of it slid right in and she went wild. When she orgasmed it went on and on as she bucked around the bed and I struggled to keep it in her and gently pump her obviously happy pussy with it, she just kept screaming oh my god that feels so good, then just lay there grinning like the cat that got the cream. I was gob smacked, what a huge turn on. We both love this huge toy, and she admits she can't get enough of it.

• donna k

  Where do i start,i am 5 feet tall and and very average a little chunky,my husband is 6 ft and has what i consider a very large penis 9.5 inches.He is incredible in bed and on occassion has let other men sleep with me,which i do enjoy alot,especially when he watches.well one night he seemed a little anxious about having sex,well here goes,after eating my pussy for what seemed to be an hour he proceeded to insert this monster john holmes into my aching pussy which i did not know he had bought.My god this dildo stretched me wide open,i came almost instantly,and then he put his cock up my ass that was it for the first time in my life i squirted a load all over the bed,and he shot his load up my ass,what an experience i will never be the same again.Anybody considering buying this please do truthfully your wives will love you for it,the material is fantastic and the size is great.One other advatage for you men i now swallow my husbands cum on a regular basis because john takes care of my pussy very well.

• mag

  My mother inlaw has been a widow for about 1 1/2 years now and I'm sure hasn't had sex for about 10 years as my father inlaw wasn't in good shape heath wise for years. The mother inlaw is 77 years old but has a pretty good bod for a woman her age. I decided to purchase this Dildo and leave it in the spare bed room on the dresser after her son and his wife that had been up visiting left for home. I went by the next day for coffee and on my way to the washroom I looked in and seen the big dido was gone off the dresser were I had placed it. The nexted day I decided too drop by again and check in on her I went to her door it wasn't locked so I slipped into her appartment she is hard of hearing so if I surprised her I would have just told her I Knocked but she must not have heard me. I proceeded down the hall way I could mouning coming from her bed room, her bedroom door was partly open I could see the old girl riding this massive cock right to the balls, I was hard immediately. I watched for several more minutes I couldn't hold back any more I was so horny watching her ride big John I decided to enter the room, she turned and looked at me with a bit of a surprised look on her face I told not too worry it would be our secret and that it was me that had left the big dildo on the dresser, I took my cloths off and she started to suck my rock hard penis as she continued to ride big John, I then layed her back on the bed and shoved my cock into her and begain to fuck her until I blew my load deep inside of her. The old girl was played out but was all smiles. I 've been making weekly trips to the mother inlaws and she seems to be getting into better shape all the time and just loves getting fucked by big John and myself, I'm sure she will live to be a hundred years old as long as the wife doesn't find out.

• 	John
  I bought this to use on my wife because she loves two cocks in her pussy at the same time so I thought the thickness would get her off. Let me tell you she loves it with plenty of lube and some warming up with her other toys she can take about half of big John and when I pull it out and fuck her streched out pussy it feals great. Buy it you won't regret it.

• 	John
  I bought this to use on my wife, we have the Ron J and it fits in her after a little coaxing and lube but the JH will be a challange at first I am looking forward to streching her with the girth of this monster and having her afterwards.

• Robert

  My wife asked me to stop at my mother-inlaws (3yr widow) house to pick up something.for her. She gave me the key and said that her mother wouldn't be there. When i got there i thought i heard the tv on in the master bedroom so i walked toward the bedroom and saw that the door was partly open. When i looked in i realized in wasn't the television. It was my 68yr. old mother-inlaw riding john holmes and you could tell it wasn't her 1st time with him. She was taking it all with slow strokes and then hard fucking strokes. I got the feeling that she knew i was watching her and that it was getting me excited. I watched this 68yr old lady fucking herself to two orgasms.I quietly left and i could still hear that she was still going at it. I did two things after i left. I told my wife that i didn't have time to stop at her mothers house and i ordered john holmes for my wife.

• tom

  I bought this without my wife knowing it and on her 50th birthday i told her that i had a well endowed stud coming over to do her and i was going to blindfoled her and tie her down. (1st time being with somebody else)I told her that she would have to tell him to go deeper if she wanted more so that she would have control over what she wanted..After being blindfolded and tied down i put john in a harness and then eased a little bit in her.It only took minutes for her to take it all.She then told me(him) to fuck her hard.She always has multiple orgasms and this time she came at least 6 times.I'm not going ruin her fantasy by telling her it was me. Afterward she told me that on her next birthday she wants 2 cocks just like the one she had.My dick is a little over 6 inches so i guess she wasnt asking me to be the second cock for her.Ihave a year to think how i can pull this off. I guess john is the real deal since she couldn't tell the difference.

• 	mike
  remember everyone... when storing this product and an ur3 material. wash it good with soap and warm water blot dry and use cornstarch or baby talcum powder. it preserves the material. Also keep it in a dark cool place. excess heat and light will make it melt...keep it in a closet, baggy briefcase, suitcase, something.

• 	anonymous
  Oh my god! This thing is hugh. The picture does not do it justice. I had been using another dildo that had a Circumference of 7" and was 7 1/2" insertable. I figured it wouldn't be that big of a difference, it took me about 30 mins. to just get half in. It is wonderful and I won't be giving up on it anytime soon.

• 	jamesspade
  i didn't get the chance too rate this hung rod, it gets 5 stars and all the love my ass ill give it, i have been with my wife for 11 1/2 yrs. and i have been fucking my hot hole since 2000. i have gone from a simple 6 inch toy to this beast. where has his dick been all the while. can being ass pounded by him ever get any better then the heaven he has taken me to.

• 	jamesspade
  wow! wow! oh my holy jeez...... this material is theee best in can forsee endless nights to cum with johns' length and girth. i took it the first time, not the whole length but it was no problem for the stretching of my hot well lubed mangina, yummy! buy it now if you havent already.........

• Bedroom time restored!

  My husband and I have been happily married for 29 years. Do to my obesity vaginal penetration has become quite difficult in most positions and almost always impossible. We have learned to compromise and come up with alternative measures to continue to keep the flame burning. Besides performing orally on him I usually get on all fours on the bed and my husband will anally penetrate me from behind. He does enjoy this and he always cum's but I am left unsatisfied. The other night my husband was lying on top of me (this is for the most part a regular position as he weighs 160 lbs. and I am more than twice his weight,) passionately kissing me and rubbing his very hard erection on my leg. When it came time for him to slip it in me I reached down with both my hands and tried to help things along by spreading open my lips and moving all excess folds out of the way, but to no avail he just could not penetrate me and his rock hard penis now became limp. As we both lye there once again very disappointed, my husband decided enough was enough and he was going to do something about it. He went on to the Internet and found your site and began to search for very large realistic looking penises. He came across the John Holmes UR3 and after reading the reviews posted by other satisfied customers, he decided this would be the one for us. The day it arrived we were both very excited and couldn't wait to try it out. That night we went into the bedroom and my husband was once again on top passionately tongue kissing me rubbing his hard on against my thigh only this time armed with 12 inches of manhood in his hand. He slathered on plenty of lube and I spread apart my lips. He slowly began to insert it a little at a time until I finally got used to this very large penis. As he moved it in and out faster and harder it was by far the best that I had ever experienced! The orgasms came one after another to such an extent that I lost count. This seemed to go on for over an hour! All the time my hubby continued to rub his very rock hard penis against my thigh until he finally shot his load all over me! Needless to say John's massive size had no problem getting past all the excess. Thank you Eden Fantasys for helping us take back our sex lives and for helping so many others. I highly recommend the John Holmes UR3 to everyone wanting to add spice to the bedroom!

• 	anonymous
  Will intimidate your woman at first, but after they use it the first time they'll love it! My girlfriend cums one time after another.

• Hits all the right spots!

  Ladies I want to be realistic with you. My husband and I have a spicey sex life for more than 30 years. He is athletically fit, so staying power is still very good. I am a BBW. He has a nice satisfying size penis 6.75 inches long and 1.5 inches wide. However the fact of the matter is that it takes a well endowd penis like Mr. Holmes, big girth and long massive size with unlimited staying power to properly rub and reach all the right spots in the vagina. When my husband first used this on me it took lots of lube and patience to penetrate me, once opened, relaxed, and fully stretched I was able to take the entire thing right up to the balls! As he continued to pound me faster and harder it was by far the best vaginal penetration that I had ever experienced in my entire sex life! The orgasms came one after another to the point that I was squirting cum all over the bed. After an hour of taking it in different positions I was completely exhausted and just laid on the bed sexually gratified. The UR3 material made it feel so real and it looks like your actually getting it on with the real thing. As for my husband he is not at all intimidated by the fact that I, and lets face it ladies so do you need a large stud to really satisfy and fulfill your sexual needs. He is also very much turned on while he watches me being rammed by a real porn stars manhood. And I might add that he loves waiting for the leftovers and then slips his average size penis in and is so turned on by the fact that I am so stretched out he almost instantly cums! This is a must for every couples sex toy collection and will add pleasure and satisfy your fantasies without having the guilt of cheating on your lover! Make sure you use a condom to protect and preserve the UR3 material. KD

• 	trav
  huge...really really really huge, just incomprehensably big...in a good way...just fucking fantastic. I've had the Jeff Stryker UR3 before and thought that was big...that's nothing. I reccomend poppers until you're used to it.

• Sean

  I've had two of this model so far. Be careful how you clean and store it. I ruined my first one by not cleaning all the lube off of it which put a dent in it by melting the material. I refuse to use anything but vasoline type lubes which is not good for UR3. This is by far and away the best dildo on the market. I also like the Cyberskin Gonzo too but it could be bigger. BTW the Gonzo makes a nice warm-up for the John Holmes UR3 and *forget* the BAM cock since it's not UR3. UR3 and Cyberskin rule. Are you listening DocJohnson? More UR3 huge(er) realistic dildos!

• Jaime

  I've had Mr. Holmes now for six weks and I can't beleive its been that long already. Time does fly indeed! However, there's no doubt, this is the one. The packaging gave me an immediate impression of the size of this toy but the best part came when I opened the box and was immediately enthralled by the majesty of this cock. I had been inactive for a short while which made the first experience with it a very good one. I absolutely melted as it parted the folds of my boy hole and completely filled me up. The feel of the material is very realistic, specially when you first handle it. The coloration is OK, nothing to get excited about. It started to come off with just a warm water rinse. I do agree with others on the fact that it lacks a bit of rigidity, particularly toward the balls. When I first started playing with it, I had to support it with a free hand in order to get full penetration (Apronal helps here). This is a magnificent product and I highly recomend it to those who enjoy being taken by a large man. I'm giving it a four out of five.

• 	ROSETTA TERRY
  IT IS THE BEST ONE I HAVE USED I CAN ONLY TAKE 10IN OF IT BUT THAT IS ENOUGH MY HUSBAND LOVES TO WATCH ME USE IT LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• CockConnoisseur

  I confess to enjoying few things more in life than the pleasure of being filled and possessed by a strong, well-endowed man. This product is simply outstanding. The texture is incredible - firm yet forgiving. Much better than the too hard and unforgiving materials used for most toys. If you can afford to step up to UR3, you simply must. As for my first time with Mssr. Holmes, he arrived on a Friday wrapped in plain packaging to my office. When my coworkers when home that evening, I stayed late as I couldn't bear to wait any longer as all day I had secretly been stroking this massive member which I had hidden in my desk. Its tantalizing texture and enormous size, literally had been squirming in my chair all day, unable to concentrate on my work and horny as a cat in heat. When everyone had finally left that evening, I closed my office door and peered out from my office window 2O stories above the city below and pounced on Mssr. Holmes in my now dimly lit office. In the windows of the hotel across the way, in could see the people, mostly businessmen, making themselves ready for the evening or settling into their rooms. Their presence, especially the few that notice my silohuette against my office windows and enjoyed the free show, served only to heighten the incredible evening. In the weeks following, I have enjoyed Mssr. Holmes company on a number of occasions and each time we meet, I find myself overcome and overjoyed by the experience. I wish you all the very same pleasure!

• donna smiles

  as my husband sits next to me he tells me he wrote a review on this product,well let me tell you he did not write enough.when using john use lots of lube ladies he is large but the ur3 material is awesome,feels like the real thing,better it is bigger and does not go soft.When he first used it on me he did not tell me he bought it,he sneaked it into the bed and after getting me real hot he slid it into me and my god i never came like that in my life.i was actually ashamed to face him knowing i loved it so big,and trust me he is not small.but to all you ladies out there please give it a try you will not regret it fills your pussy like no other.

• 	cindy
  this product was so fun. this toy made me feel so great. i tryed to deep throat I couldnt fit it all the way in my throat. then when i tryed to put it all in my ass it felt so good but i could only get half of it in my tit ass. when my husband went away to war i would us this nightly and i finely got it to go all the way in my ass it felt so damn good

• 	Dude
  Holy crap, I just got this thing today, and It's life changing, I warm up with the Adams Pleasureskin Cock and then move up to this daddy, I could only get 5 or so Inches of it in my ass, but It's going to provide me tons of entertainment from now on out, The material is unreal and I can't wait to down Holmes all the way.

• 	billyb
  I bought this for my wife about a year ago,she is only 5 ft 2.I could not believe how far this stretched her pussy and my god did she cum.at first she could only take about half but once she got used to it she would just jam it in as hard as she could,i didnt know she was a squirter but this brought it out in the open.

• 	Frank
  Had mine for 3 years, after many more. This is the best all round. I can take all of it but only with plenty of practice. It still wears me out after a couple of hours so I can' t say I'm used to it. I tried the BAM 14" but the material is too harsh. Not very nice on the ass. JH is the best.

• 	Jessika
  Being just 4-10, i was worried it was too big, but after a lot of practice, and a ton of lube, i can proudly say all but a few inches have made it deep inside. It's a struggle getting all of it in, but i'm not giving up. Best money i've ever spent.

• 	Sean
  If my house burnt down and I lost everything this would be the first thing I'd replace. I only wish I could fit in those last 2 inches

• Loose Butt

  When I first got this dildo, I couldn't wait to try it out. It wouldn't go in at first so I had to do some warm ups with my other smaller dildo. Finally I got the head in and it felt good and hurt at the same time. The UR3 feeling is like no other. I have had this dildo for at least a year and still to this day it hurts a little going in, but once I'm relaxed enough, I can take it all the way down to an inch away from the balls. I love the feeling it gives me. If i could, I would ride it all day long. I set up mirrors so I can watch it go in and out of me. If I can get this in my tight little ass, then it will fit in the tightest of pussies. You have to take your time and use ample amounts of lube.

• 	matt
  This cock opens my a*s so wide!!!! i love the feeling of it when i start pounding on it from tip to balls. its perfect don't change a thing. if the Bam cock was made out of ur3 i'd buy one of them also. that stuff feels soooo great when it's up inside my stretched a*s.

• 	Steve
  I just bought this for my wife and she loves it. The UR3 is much more forgiving on her pussy than her rubber Sean Micheals dong. I've never heard her moan before like she does with this.

• 	alicia
  I hate the smell but I love how it splits my pussy.. also could be a bit firmer.

• 	Johnny from Karate Kid
  When I'm not doing karate on the beach or walking around in my skeleton costume, this cock is a nice break in the day. Thank you! 5 stars!

• 	Ted
  I keep trying with this one, but it's so big. This one may take me a while. My lover and I love to see who can take the most. I'm winning so far.

• 	OMG It Fits
  This thing is masive... I have slowly worked my way up to this bad boy. Getting the last inch in is killing me... But oh how sweet it is. I had to stop in a parking lot on the way home from the store and try it out. I came in 60 seconds flat.

• 	wiliam
  Very nice dick. Can be a bit furmer.

• 	ashley
  My husband loves watching me use this massive beast of a dick!

• 	Love it
  I love this one, even though I can go all the way to the balls just yet. I have a least an inch to go. Hurts so gooood!!!!!

• 	Pussycat_on_li
  Fits just right! A fabulous gift for myself for christmas!

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