This toy seems to me to be something for those who don't want to go for something crazy, loud, or powerful. The mild vibrations and low sound make it nice and good for living with others, but I feel like those who need more oomph need to look elsewhere. This toy would be a great introduction to toys if you don't want something too 'intense,' and for the price it's a great quality.
The most helpful critical review
Rocked Me Slightly
I'd suggest the Rocker Vibe 7 to those of you who are new to the sex toy game. It has vibrant colors, mediocre vibrations, and an easy dial that changes vibrations and doesn't interrupt what you've started. It's a good toy, and for the price, I don't know if you can beat it.
If you, like many people, don't like huge vibrators, this might be the choice for you! It has a few levels of intensity with the vibrations and only takes two AA batteries. It's not the strongest vibrator, but it would be perfect for beginners!
Multiple settings, cute, easy to clean, can store in packaging.
Not very strong, kind of loud.
This is a cute little g-spot vibrator. It wouldn't work very well for clit stimulation, because it's rigid, and it would be a little awkward to try to hold, but you could still try and it might work for you.
You shouldn't use this for anal because it doesn't have any kind of flared base.
It is plastic, so you can use water, silicone, or oil lube with it, which is a nice bonus.
You can either use this by yourself or with a partner. Sometimes it's a lot of fun to let someone else control your vibrator!
Material / Texture:
The Rocker Vibe 7 is made of plastic. It's very smooth, and you can't see or feel a single seam on it. If you like a lot of texture, this is definitely not for you.
It doesn't have a smell at all.
This texture could be for either beginners or advanced users. It really depends on what you like. Some people like a lot of texture, others don't.
This toy is also very rigid because it's plastic. It doesn't bend at all, which is good for some people, and bad for others.
It's also non-porous. This is a nice quality because you can clean it with soap and water or wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol.
Food-grade material / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Phthalates free
Design / Shape / Size:
It looks like a stereotypical vibrator. It's the same circumference almost all the way up, except the very tip, where it comes to a bit of a point.
It's not really a big vibrator either. This would be perfect for beginners, or anybody that doesn't like huge vibrators.
The only thing that really stands out about it is that it says "HUSTLER" across the bottom. This isn't very discreet, but even without the logo people would know this was a vibrator.
Functions / Performance / Controls:
It has a little switch at the bottom. This is the area where you can unscrew it to add the two AA batteries it takes. At the bottom is the on switch. You twist it to the right to turn it on.
It does have a few vibration levels, but unfortunately, even on the highest, it's still not very powerful at all. If you don't like really strong vibrations, this would be really great for you. If you require very strong vibrations to orgasm, though, you probably shouldn't get this one.
It's also rather loud. Even on the low setting, you may have to worry about people hearing it. If you live somewhere where you worry about people being able to hear your toys, you should probably pass this one up.
Pulsating / Surging / Vibrating
Care and Maintenance:
This toy is really easy to clean up. It's smooth plastic, so you don't have to worry about cleaning any ridges. Just use mild soap and warm water to clean it off. You could also use toy cleaner, or just wipe it down with rubbing alcohol.
You can store it in a toy box or a dresser. The package it comes in has a zip lock function, so you can keep it in that if you want. It's still clear though, so you'd have to find somewhere to store that.
Care and cleaning:
Soap and water
It comes in a little baggie. You rip open the top, and there's a little zip lock function, so you can store the toy in the bag it came in. It's really handy.
The front of the bag is clear, and says "HUSTLER toys" at the bottom. "Rocker Vibe" is written across the side. Very indiscreet.
The back shows an outline of the vibrator and gives a little information about it.
I think it's a rather cute vibrator, but it just doesn't do the job for me. I like to have strong vibrations, and I live with my grandma, so I can't have a really loud toy like this one. It's decent for the price though, and it may be good for beginners, but I just need a little more from my vibrators.