Playful party straws Gags discontinued

This item is a must-have addition to any order. I cannot recommend them enough, even if they're going to be wasted at a party with people that won't find them as amusing as you.

I'm really impressed with the Playful Party Straws by Cal Exotics. The straws are thick and strong. The holes to the straws are quite large. The size of the holes make the straw perfect to use for any beverage, regardless of how thick the drink may be. The straws are reusable and should last a long time as long as you aren't constantly bending or biting on them. My friends are going to love them!

While this is something silly for parties, do not use as a toy! They are an awesome investment if you have a lot of female friends and/or like to throw parties.

These fun novelty straws are definitely going to be the perfect addition to any bachelorette party, as a gag gift, or anywhere else that small penis shaped things are appropriate. They're very solidly built and well made, won't crack along any of the seams, and best of all they actually function as straws. Use them once, or use them over and over again, the choice is up to you, but rest assured you'll be getting your money's worth from them.

He he he! Little penises! And they're on the straws! Tell your friends that you've got something for them to suck on, and when they refuse remind them that IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITS SELF! Hilarious addition to any party or event.