Playful party straws Gags discontinued

This item is a must-have addition to any order. I cannot recommend them enough, even if they're going to be wasted at a party with people that won't find them as amusing as you.

Thick, large hole, durable, cute, fun, functions well, pack of ten, inexpensive, reusable.

While this is something silly for parties, do not use as a toy! They are an awesome investment if you have a lot of female friends and/or like to throw parties.

Well made, sturdy construction, can be used over and over again.

He he he! Little penises! And they're on the straws! Tell your friends that you've got something for them to suck on, and when they refuse remind them that IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITS SELF! Hilarious addition to any party or event.