Have a Suck On These

This item is a must-have addition to any order. I cannot recommend them enough, even if they're going to be wasted at a party with people that won't find them as amusing as you.
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Pros
Cheap
Sturdy
Hilarious
Cons
None to report!
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
These straws are such fun! These straws are incredible! I bought them as a joke (obviously) and to fill out an order when I had a few bucks left over from my gift card. Boy, am I happy I bought them!

I took them to a party with me and insisted that everyone there had to have a suck on one of these complementary straws. Even the guys were having a go! I think there were about 15 in my pack and they were surprisingly big, definitely a mouth full! I was very aware that I was not using a normal straw when using this product, so I had to be careful to avoid eye contact when using it; it was making things very awkward indeed.

Apologies for not having any pictures - none were saved after the party! Everyone grabbed one so quickly that I didn't have the chance to save one to show but the pictures on the page give an accurate idea of how big these were.

Another big plus is that they didn't have an awful plastic taste. If you notice sometimes when you buy a plastic water bottle or something of the sort, that it has a strange taste and smell? Well these straws didn't in the slightest, which was great! Furthermore, they did not break under pressure; one of the big downsides about your regular cheap straw is that they tend to split and stop working quite easily. These did not have that problem, even when I was twirling mine around the sharp edge of the can I was suckling from.

I think considering the price and the fact that I have nothing negative to report on these, I would definitely recommend them. Not only would they make a hilarious addition to a party or a present for someone but they are cheap, sturdy and worthy!
Follow-up commentary
I obviously don't have these anymore, but they were absolutely heaps of fun. I would not hesitate to buy them again.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • Contributor: Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: surreptitious
    These are adorable and I'm glad to hear that they don't taste icky. Thanks!
  • Contributor: mrssnyder
    nice review
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    nice review
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    nice review
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    nice review
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    nice review
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    nice review
  • Contributor: treehugger
    Good to hear they don't taste gross, I hate that plastic taste.
  • Contributor: mrssnyder
    nice review love this site going to miss you .
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    nice review
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  • Contributor: Pandy
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: faust
    nice review
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