Tease & please Vibrator

--Travel size. --Bumpy texture. --7 vibration patterns.

Beautiful colors, waterproof, inexpensive, seven different vibration patterns, perfect for beginners

I did not previously own any discreet vibrators, so when the Tease & please came in the mail and I rushed to my room to open the box. Four inches tall and encased in a simple blister package, the iridescent purple sex toy came not only with an insert but also with instructions- just in case I didn't know where to put it, I suppose. It's very pretty, actually, and not tacky or overly cutesy like some sex toys.I had a little trouble with the batteries, for two reasons; firstly, there is no indication as to which way to put them in and there was a spring at end of each, which seemed to imply that they both go in the same direction, which they do not. Secondly, it's a twist-on cover, which means I had to find just the right alignment to get it to work. At least after you line it up it stays where you put it.Calling it a teaser implies that the sex toy serves best to arouse and titillate, which it most certainly did for me. The seven patterns include a single, strong vibration, cycling intensities of vibrations, and short or long bursts of different intensities; all controlled by one button. I found it had the best effect by simply rubbing the vibrating tip along my clitoris; neither vaginal nor anal penetration was terribly exciting. I soon discovered that nearly all of the vibration is centered in the tip; the base barely vibrates at all in comparison. This was not a problem for me as I was using it as a teaser.Despite fairly strong to strong vibrations and the warmth of the smooth end on my nether regions, the Tease & please wasn't quite enough to bring me to full climax. When I exchanged it for one of my favorite vibrators, however, I was effortlessly brought not to a single, but to a double orgasm! Gentlemen, this vibrator would be perfect for exciting your ladies before intercourse.On the whole, I would recommend this discreet vibrator to couples who like a little bit of intimate sex toy-play before getting down to business and to those who enjoy a moderately strong vibration focused on a small spot and/or various vibration patterns.

Being new to massagers, when I saw this little gadget online for the first time I couldn't really help but wonder what exactly I was supposed to do with it. Is the Tease & please a "massager" or is it one of those discreet vibrators? Was I supposed to stick it in anywhere? Was I supposed to actually enjoy a massage with it, or was I supposed to rub it on my naughties and see what happened?So the day came and my new massager arrived. The first thing I thought was that the toy was so much smaller than it appeared on the website. All in all I'd guess it's about three inches long, give or take. It's also not very big around. In fact it was positively tiny; as though it were meant to be carried discreetly in a purse or something of that nature. This instantly bolstered my concerns about whether or not this was meant to be an insertable toy. The overall design of the toy itself, though, was very pleasing to the eye: smooth curves and pretty color. The packaging also indicated that the toy had several different functions, all of which are controlled by one single push-button on the bottom of the base. The seven settings can be scrolled through by pressing the button on the bottom of the toy repeatedly; it changes to all seven settings and on the eighth press the toy will turn off. The settings vary through intensity of vibrations and pulses.Also, through the paper instructions included on the inside of the package, I finally did learn that the toy was indeed meant to be inserted, but judging by the size of it I didn't really see too much point.The Tease & Please takes two AAA batteries. The battery compartment does have instructions on how to install the batteries correctly, but they are extremely hard to read. If you put them in the wrong way, I've found, you may realize that your toy has only one function instead of the seven boasted on the packaging. If that's the case, go ahead and reinstall the batteries so it works correctly.I can't say too much for the toy in action. To be fair, this might not be any fault of the massager's, but more of mine. For one thing, the size of the toy did little to impress me. There was just too little there for me to get any real satisfaction from being penetrated by it either vaginally or anally. Also, I personally have never really gotten any real pleasure from vibrators. Vibrating dildos and butt toys are a little bit of a different story, but the vibration on its own doesn't really do too much for me. I tried the vibrating functions both while inserted and while putting it directly on my clit and nothing happened. In fact, this toy did not give me a single orgasm, and I used it several times only to become more frustrated with it.There are some positive things I can say about the Tease & Please. Firstly, it's very pretty to look at. It has beautiful gem-tone color, and the gradually increasing bubble shapes are smooth. It's well designed, and the single push button is very easy to operate. The toy is also waterproof, so you can take it in the shower with you if that's your pleasure (and as always, remember: just because the package says it's waterproof doesn't mean you can completely immerse it in water). This toy is also very easy to clean, and since it's made of plastic; it's hardy and won't get dirty very easily.Again, this is just one of those sex toys for women that is probably best for those persons that are new to using sex toys; I don't see many people with lots of experience with them being too impressed by this one, even if they appreciate vibrators and "massagers" much more than I do.