1. Given the choice, where would you prefer to have sex?
2. Which of these sexual fantasies do you channel?
3. What are vegan condoms?
4. What would you do to save the environment?
5. Which of these would you use to score a date with the hot eco-activist next door?
6. You support animal rights protests because...:
You should probably invest in a tree for your lawn or a small pet to keep the environmentalists off your trail when the system fails. You might also want to reconsider using crude oil as a lubricant.
You are a moderate environmentalist. You are locked and loaded with red paint because your girlfriend wears a fur coat, but you also love dolphins and monkeys no less than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Wow! Congratulations! You adore nature, and some might even call it a fetish. You are seriously into touching your eco-sexuality. You wouldn't even kill the mosquito that got stuck to your butt while having sex in the woods.