I am in the construction industry, and wood has a chance to dry out and crack over time, even if finished properly. So I stay away. The question I have about wooden dildos is: What is the type of top coat / seal coat used to finish the product made from? Is it water based or solvent based? If it is solvent based I would run as fast as I can away from the product, and would definitely not put it inside a human body!!! There is a reason solvent based finish products have to be properly disposed of in a land fill!!!! To each their own, but I will never own one.