I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and asked for my ID. The second was a rather complicated roomie situation that ended with me calling the police because I thought she was doing drugs in my house, and their drug sniffing dog went into MY room and started sniffing in the night table by my bed that had a bunch of lotions and massage oils and toys in it. >.> I learned the value of locking up my toys! The cops had a good chuckle over that one and later that evening one of them called back to give me his number and ask for a date. XP So, wondering how many others have had moments when a toy made an appearance at a completely inappropriate moment and made you wonder why the heck you even put it there to begin with? Share the stories!
Embarrassing Toy moments???
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I have had nightmares about leaving my toys out.
Originally posted by
fifi
I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and
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I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and asked for my ID. The second was a rather complicated roomie situation that ended with me calling the police because I thought she was doing drugs in my house, and their drug sniffing dog went into MY room and started sniffing in the night table by my bed that had a bunch of lotions and massage oils and toys in it. >.> I learned the value of locking up my toys! The cops had a good chuckle over that one and later that evening one of them called back to give me his number and ask for a date. XP So, wondering how many others have had moments when a toy made an appearance at a completely inappropriate moment and made you wonder why the heck you even put it there to begin with? Share the stories!
One time I had a friend over and suddenly couldn't remember if I had taken my toy out of the bathroom... I could have run to check, but she was in there!!! Thankfully it wasn't in there... still counting on my good fortune.
Jan 6, 1:28 am
I had one under a dresser-near-the-bed when a rogue squirrel decided to run through the house and corner itself in my room... "Uh... actually maybe I should corner it myself, family?" That didn't work, but everybody blushed and turned the other way so I could hide it. Luckily it was just a tasteful glass dil, pretty harmless, probably nobody remembers but me.
Jan 6, 2:12 am
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Well... not really red. But my mom has stubled on my toys a lot though I/we don't really hide them. I leave my big boy (doc johnson 8" real cock) suctioned to a square of tile in a totally erect beautiful fashion which I leave on my bathroom counter or dresser.
Originally posted by
fifi
I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and
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I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and asked for my ID. The second was a rather complicated roomie situation that ended with me calling the police because I thought she was doing drugs in my house, and their drug sniffing dog went into MY room and started sniffing in the night table by my bed that had a bunch of lotions and massage oils and toys in it. >.> I learned the value of locking up my toys! The cops had a good chuckle over that one and later that evening one of them called back to give me his number and ask for a date. XP So, wondering how many others have had moments when a toy made an appearance at a completely inappropriate moment and made you wonder why the heck you even put it there to begin with? Share the stories!
Jan 6, 2:21 am
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I usually have my toys in my trunk beside my computer...or all over my desk and the top of the trunk while waiting to be reviewed. My son thought this was amazing and would tiptoe through the toy garden for hours if I left the room. Some of my silicone toys have sharp little boy tooth marks on them (they apparently make GREAT teethers) and his fathers were not too happy to see him running through the livingroom waving a brand new butt plug he just pulled out of it's packaging.
Originally posted by
fifi
I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and
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I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and asked for my ID. The second was a rather complicated roomie situation that ended with me calling the police because I thought she was doing drugs in my house, and their drug sniffing dog went into MY room and started sniffing in the night table by my bed that had a bunch of lotions and massage oils and toys in it. >.> I learned the value of locking up my toys! The cops had a good chuckle over that one and later that evening one of them called back to give me his number and ask for a date. XP So, wondering how many others have had moments when a toy made an appearance at a completely inappropriate moment and made you wonder why the heck you even put it there to begin with? Share the stories!
I began putting the toys in my trunk but he has learned how to open it sooooo I am gonna have to get a locking cabinet or something until he gets a bit older.
NOTHING makes you feel like an embarassed mother than your son's Grandmother asking what he's chewing on and seeing him munching on a huge dildo....
Jan 6, 3:40 am
I'm pretty nonchalant about my toys. I don't leave them on display, but I don't hide them either. They're simply in my night table. No one has ever stumbled across them that I know of, but I would probably be pretty cool about it if someone did.
Closest I came was recently when my dad was over. He was asking me for something, I don't recall what, a screwdriver maybe, and I started digging through my drawers looking, while he stood in the doorway. I accidentally turned on one of my vibrators when I reached into the nightstand drawer (there is other stuff in there besides sex toys) and it started going thumpathumpathump. I turned it off quickly, but not before he could get confused over what the noise was. I distracted him with questions about the screwdriver or whatever.
I have been witness to an embarrassing toy moment though. When I was a teenager, I was at the laundrymat, waiting for my clothes to dry, when a couple came in with laundry, including a big comforter all wadded up. When the man shook out the comforter to put it in the machine, a big floppy, fleshtone dildo fell out onto the floor. They didn't notice at first. I didn't know what to do, so I just watched. I don't think anybody else saw. The woman noticed and grabbed it and hid it inside the laundry, then told the man in a low voice. He took it to their car.
Closest I came was recently when my dad was over. He was asking me for something, I don't recall what, a screwdriver maybe, and I started digging through my drawers looking, while he stood in the doorway. I accidentally turned on one of my vibrators when I reached into the nightstand drawer (there is other stuff in there besides sex toys) and it started going thumpathumpathump. I turned it off quickly, but not before he could get confused over what the noise was. I distracted him with questions about the screwdriver or whatever.
I have been witness to an embarrassing toy moment though. When I was a teenager, I was at the laundrymat, waiting for my clothes to dry, when a couple came in with laundry, including a big comforter all wadded up. When the man shook out the comforter to put it in the machine, a big floppy, fleshtone dildo fell out onto the floor. They didn't notice at first. I didn't know what to do, so I just watched. I don't think anybody else saw. The woman noticed and grabbed it and hid it inside the laundry, then told the man in a low voice. He took it to their car.
Jan 6, 4:31 am
I don't really have any embarrassing stories, but this happened to my friend once (I'm sure lots of people say that): as a gag for his 18th birthday, a bunch of us got him a big black dildo and covered it with a can of AXE body spray (search "Derrick Comedy Bro Rape" on YouTube). He didn't use it, obviously, but he kept it in his sock drawer because it was a lovely gift after all. Well, his dad found it once and just told my friend to make sure his step-mom didn't find it (because she'd be mortified, not that she would want to use it).
So my friend decided to use it to prank a bicycle-riding friend of his. This guy would always lock up his bike and take the seat with him as a theft-deterrent strategy. So my buddy got a tube of Krazy glue and securely affixed the big black dildo to his friend's bike where the seat normally goes. God bless big black dildos.
So my friend decided to use it to prank a bicycle-riding friend of his. This guy would always lock up his bike and take the seat with him as a theft-deterrent strategy. So my buddy got a tube of Krazy glue and securely affixed the big black dildo to his friend's bike where the seat normally goes. God bless big black dildos.
Jan 10, 3:32 pm
I'm pretty careful with my toys, but I once left a clearly-labeled bottle of toy cleaner in the bathroom. It was a few hours before I wandered back in there and saw it. Thankfully my dad hadn't used the bathroom himself in that stretch of time.
I don't think he'd be upset that I have toys, but it's a conversation I'd like to avoid all the same.
I don't think he'd be upset that I have toys, but it's a conversation I'd like to avoid all the same.
Jan 10, 8:41 pm
I don't have any but while over at my sisters house my 5 year old niece yells from the other room asking if we could curl her hair. My sister told her we don't have a curling iron and the little one walks out with one of my sisters vibes. "Yes we do momma!" I don't think I've ever seen my sister jump up so fast. She told her it was broken and I had to promise her to curl her hair the next time she came over.
Jan 10, 8:44 pm
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Nope, I'm always careful to hide my toys
Originally posted by
fifi
I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and
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I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and asked for my ID. The second was a rather complicated roomie situation that ended with me calling the police because I thought she was doing drugs in my house, and their drug sniffing dog went into MY room and started sniffing in the night table by my bed that had a bunch of lotions and massage oils and toys in it. >.> I learned the value of locking up my toys! The cops had a good chuckle over that one and later that evening one of them called back to give me his number and ask for a date. XP So, wondering how many others have had moments when a toy made an appearance at a completely inappropriate moment and made you wonder why the heck you even put it there to begin with? Share the stories!
Jan 10, 9:08 pm
I've had a few situations, most were funny. The least funny to me involved family, whom I like least to know about my sex life. When I was still living with my family, I left my first dildo under my sink on some towels to dry after cleaning. My parents never went into that room, I cleaned it myself. I felt pretty safe. I came home one day to find out my dad did some non-urgent plumbing work in my bathroom. My mom seemed a little surprised by how upset I was and either thought it was because I was shy about my feminine hygiene products (which I was), or suspected that there was more. She scolded my dad for going into a young lady's bathroom without warning (Thanks, Mom!). I understood that it was their house, but I appreciated some respect in my territory. I sometimes feel my face getting red thinking about the situation...The dildo was pretty large! I've relaxed just a little since then. I still like my privacy, though.
Jan 30, 5:08 am
I havent been into toys long enogh for that to happen to me.
It happened to one of my friends though with me. Funny story, I was baby sitting her kids, I had just given her little one a bath and went down to the laundry room thing to look for his night gown, and out of know where I'm coming a cross a couple vibs. I later that night asked her about this, and she got so embarresed.
It happened to one of my friends though with me. Funny story, I was baby sitting her kids, I had just given her little one a bath and went down to the laundry room thing to look for his night gown, and out of know where I'm coming a cross a couple vibs. I later that night asked her about this, and she got so embarresed.
Jan 30, 11:18 pm
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Really? I wore one under my jeans when i was at a resturaunt once!
Originally posted by
FemmeFlo
Eh, I've left toys out in the open and people have seen them and been embarrassed, but it never embarrassed me. The only one that was embarrassing was when a toy fell out of my vag when I had it inserted and I was wearing a skirt. Awkward...
Feb 23, 12:24 am
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A few years ago I was new to toys. I went to a pure romance party and really wanted something so I got a bullet. A friend's toddler (after the party) pulled my purse open and drug out my bag with my bullet in it and it was laying on the floor and someone was like "who got this?!" I know it's stupid to be embarrassed at that kind of party but I was. Another friend took it and told me she shoved it back in there because she saw it come from my purse but couldn't get over in time.
Originally posted by
fifi
I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and
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I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and asked for my ID. The second was a rather complicated roomie situation that ended with me calling the police because I thought she was doing drugs in my house, and their drug sniffing dog went into MY room and started sniffing in the night table by my bed that had a bunch of lotions and massage oils and toys in it. >.> I learned the value of locking up my toys! The cops had a good chuckle over that one and later that evening one of them called back to give me his number and ask for a date. XP So, wondering how many others have had moments when a toy made an appearance at a completely inappropriate moment and made you wonder why the heck you even put it there to begin with? Share the stories!
Another time I had just got my second toy, the High Roller and I was a bit intimidated by the size. My fiance bought it for me and I kept it in my bag I take back and forth home and to his moms when I stay with him. Well one day my mom was in here looking for laundry and got into my bag and saw it! She came out and casually asked me what that big pink thing in my bag was and started laughing. I just wanted to DIE! We are close and she has a dirty mind at times like I do but I NEVER thought she would say anything if she found it. If she ever found my stash I have now I'd probably die for real. They are locked up in a big travel make-up bag that looks like an oversized purse and I hope she don't notice it and wonder why I have the zippers pushed together and a combo lock through them so they can't be unzipped.
Feb 23, 1:11 am
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I just laughed at this. That is awesome. That sounds like something stupid I would do lmao!
Originally posted by
EnterTheFist
I don't really have any embarrassing stories, but this happened to my friend once (I'm sure lots of people say that): as a gag for his 18th birthday, a bunch of us got him a big black dildo and covered it with a can of AXE body spray (search "Derrick
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I don't really have any embarrassing stories, but this happened to my friend once (I'm sure lots of people say that): as a gag for his 18th birthday, a bunch of us got him a big black dildo and covered it with a can of AXE body spray (search "Derrick Comedy Bro Rape" on YouTube). He didn't use it, obviously, but he kept it in his sock drawer because it was a lovely gift after all. Well, his dad found it once and just told my friend to make sure his step-mom didn't find it (because she'd be mortified, not that she would want to use it).
So my friend decided to use it to prank a bicycle-riding friend of his. This guy would always lock up his bike and take the seat with him as a theft-deterrent strategy. So my buddy got a tube of Krazy glue and securely affixed the big black dildo to his friend's bike where the seat normally goes. God bless big black dildos.
So my friend decided to use it to prank a bicycle-riding friend of his. This guy would always lock up his bike and take the seat with him as a theft-deterrent strategy. So my buddy got a tube of Krazy glue and securely affixed the big black dildo to his friend's bike where the seat normally goes. God bless big black dildos.
Feb 23, 1:13 am
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Not so far.
Originally posted by
fifi
I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and
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I was answering an unrelated poll and it brought to mind a couple embarrassing toy moments I've had in the last 3 or 4 years since I started to really expand my toys. The first being I had a toy fall out of my purse when a cop pulled my car over and asked for my ID. The second was a rather complicated roomie situation that ended with me calling the police because I thought she was doing drugs in my house, and their drug sniffing dog went into MY room and started sniffing in the night table by my bed that had a bunch of lotions and massage oils and toys in it. >.> I learned the value of locking up my toys! The cops had a good chuckle over that one and later that evening one of them called back to give me his number and ask for a date. XP So, wondering how many others have had moments when a toy made an appearance at a completely inappropriate moment and made you wonder why the heck you even put it there to begin with? Share the stories!
Feb 23, 2:05 am
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