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The 12 Nights of XXXmas is a cute gift idea - give your lover 12 promised nights of hot, delicious oral sex! For those who do not mind strong warming sensations on the tongue (and elsewhere) or acrid flavors, these nice-smelling oral sex enhancing lubes might be a fun experiment. Users sensitive to glycerin should steer clear.This product is very thin, almost watery. Expect your hands to get covered with this stuff when you open each pillow pack, because it will instantly start to dribble everywhere. The single-use pillow packs make an otherwise impossible task of applying the Motion Lotion much more practical - squeeze the pack gently over the desired area, and it pours right out. Be careful, as it will quickly pour right back off of your target and onto, say the sheets, where the red flavors will stain. The Motion Lotion feels slick, but rather oily against the skin. Against the tongue, initially it feels only slightly oily; during oral sex, it quickly thins down in the saliva to an unnoticeable texture.
The Strawberry flavored packets smell strongly of "generic red berry" artificial flavoring. For those who like candy flavored like this, it smells wonderful; others may find it cloying or artificial smelling. The Wild Cherry packs have almost no scent, just a hint of "cough syrup cherry." Few will find this appealing. The Vanilla variant smells faintly of sugar cookies.
The flavoring of all three is remarkably similar. For the strawberry, there is a faint hint of "generic red berry" flavor; for the cherry, a hint of cherry flavor; the vanilla tastes a tiny bit like sugary frosting. However, with all three, the taste is quickly overwhelmed by a strong medicinal, artificial taste that bites at the back of the mouth, like smelling cleaning products. Though they are nor marked as warming, these Motion Lotions bring a sensation just this side of burning to the tongue. This fades within a few seconds of licking a lubed-up body part, and you are left with an aftertaste very similar to the smell you started with. (This is the only stage where the strawberry is recognizable as strawberry)
As an oral sex enhancer, Motion Lotion lasted well. It begins to dry up and get sticky after a few minutes, which is easily solved by adding a little water (or saliva), or applying more. Only a small amount is needed to flavor and lubricate a set of genitals of any variety, so one pack is plenty for a long session, or for taking turns.
Clean-up is a more difficult matter. If wiped off, it leaves a thin, greasy film on the skin. Those who choose to lick all of it off of their partners will find that the skin feels sticky when it dries. A soap-and-water cleanup is necessary with this product.
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Neat...
nice
I didn't know it was x-mas
Yum!
cute!
these are nice, of coarse during christmas....
Cool!
Love this idea! How fun to ring in the season!
cool
nice set
Oh man, that aftertaste does not sound pleasant.
Cool
sounds intersting.
fun
sounds interesting.
interesting title for the product
shouldn't this be on sale now?
Good review, but the lotions don't sound so great. Thanks for the warning.
haha... that's awesome
neat
amazing
eh
neat idea
Neat
cool
niiccee
I love the idea.
The idea of this is great, but using "acrid" to describe the taste, kind of takes away any desire to purchase or use!!! Thanks for the warning.
nice gift idea
Cute.
I love christmas
Christmas fun.. cute idea
Cute idea.
to messy
i want this
The thing about sugary oral gels is that you better make sure that you actually wash it off before proceeding to vaginal sex. Though I suppose you don't have to worry about it if you are only doing a blow job (but what fun would that be to limit yourself to oral sex only?).
Airen, Oh, oral gels. Nah, I like the taste of Penis. :)
nothing says Christmas like . . .
Probably more like the Good Head oral gels.
Are these supposed to be lubes? With the first ingredient being glycerin, and the "Fruit extracts" and Carmel as ingredients, I can't imagine this would be good for your vagina. Bleh.