Motion lotion 12 nights of xxxmas - lubricant by Doc Johnson - review by Ashleyeting

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I'm pretty disappointed. I adore motion lotion products, but I can't say I feel the same about these. They had no flavor and the formula is sticky and has an odd stench.
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No taste
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I bought these because it comes with so many and I like to pass them out along with my Affiliate cards. But, before I give anything away I like to try them out. So, I popped one open and dripped it on my arm and took a little lick. No taste what so ever. So I shook up the little plastic package to mix it up (Thinking the flavor had settled at the bottom) and tried it again. Still no flavor. They are not worth eight dollars and not even worth giving them away for free.

I have tried other flavored lubricants by motion lotion and I've never had a problem with there being no flavor. So, there are two conclusions; They were made so long ago that the flavor evaporated and only left the runny liquid OR Doc Johnson skipped out on the flavor to make the price worth the quantity. Either way, I was left pretty disappointed, and I am on the hunt again for another product small enough to pass out with my cards.

There are so many better options from Motion Lotion that are well worth the price (Even if it's higher for what you paid for these) Even the liquid itself was crap. After rubbing it into my skin it was sticky and had a funky smell to it. I wish that the product was as great as its packaging.

All in all, trying this was a complete waste of time. I ended up throwing them away. But, if you bought them for a reason similar to mine I suggest buying a bigger bottle of flavored lubricant and then pouring them into makeshift packages by cutting plastic straws into little strips using a lighter to melt the tips together. One bottle will make anywhere from 50-100 little samples.
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