Center Spread by Vivid Man - review by Jessica Elizabeth

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A great big disappointment.

CenterSpread sounded like a unique idea, however it's lacking in pretty much everything. I do not recommend this movie at all.
Pretty much everything.
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When I got this DVD I was wanting another gay porn to add to my collection. And I do have that now. However, the problem is that I have no desire to watch it again! Epic disappointment.

The men are hot though. J.T. Sloan, Josh Powell, Brian Max, Devyn Foster, Scott Baldwin are in it and they are super sexy! However that's where the good things end.

The "plot" of this adult film is that a man is walking down an alley and finds an adult magazine. As he looks through it the pictures on the pages come to life. These pictures are our scenes; there are 4 of them. We get athletes in a locker room, guys on a bed with no sheets, guys in an alley and then another bed.

With a plot like this they really make no bones about it; the men just get busy and have sex. Sometimes this is exactly what you want; just get right to the juicy parts. However, the problem is that each scene begins and ends the same way. Plus the middle stuff is all the same; there's no variation except the guys and the set and the sets are seriously lacking. It's not even minimal!

This movie really is the epitome of low-budget and while I was not in any way expecting something of the epic nature of Pirates or Craving, I was hoping for something more than a bed with no sheets on it.

The best part of this movie were the previews for other movies.

One thing I want to mention though; if you happen to like this kind of movie, when you first put it in you have advertisements for 1-900 style sex phone lines and they are *very loud*. Epic loud. Like, making-your-speakers-vibrate-and-it-echoes-off-your-walls loud. I wish I had known that as I am certain my neighbors outside heard it. Yea. Whoops.

Yea. Unless this is what you like in a movie (and there's not a damn thing wrong with that) I do not at all recommend it.
Follow-up commentary
This movie is on the bottom of my pile. While I am curious to watch it again, I was so disappointed the first time I did that I have no desire to put it on just to be disappointed again.

Not to mention I don't want to be blasted by those 1-900 advertisements again...
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  • Brandi Rouxxx
    Nice review!
  • Jessica Elizabeth
  • Red Vinyl Kitty
    I know you didn't mean it to be funny, but when you said:

    "The best part of this movie was the previews for other movies." I did giggle a bit.

    I'll stay away from this one, thanks for the warning!
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    LOL Thanks and no prob!
  • iLashe
    i love your reviews, thanks
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    Thanks lalablahblahdor!
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