Vivid's Greatest Tits by Vivid - review by missmandy27

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A Vivid Flop

There were more negatives than positives to the main disc and left me highly disappointed instead of aroused. I would recommend getting this only if you're not a picky porn viewer. Otherwise, the bonus disc is definitely worth the view.
Bonus 90 minute feature disc
Negatives trump positives
Bad camera work/angles
Men with pony tails
Boring theatrics
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Upon receiving this free assignment, I was expecting half decent content. Reading the cover I discovered there is second disc included featuring 5 scenes staring Tia Bella. Sadly I did not get the result I had hoped for. Although Vivid did deliver a great array of tits, after 4 hours it lacked overall production value leaving the viewer less than aroused.

I will start by sharing the three positives I found on the main disc. The fourth scene starred Raylene in a MFF threesome. Undesirable camera angles almost overpowered the performance, but thankfully Raylene’s porn-tastic ability pulled the focus back. However, I frowned heavily on Raylene’s hair style because she looked like the aunt from the ghetto that was trying to make a few bucks. Scene 11 entitled “She Town” involved another MFF threesome and the better of two scenes to be set poolside. The women were not particularly attractive but the male actor resembled a cute soap actor from a show I regularly watch, so I was intrigued from the beginning. I was pleased that the actors didn’t seem rushed in their actions and actually looked like they were enjoying themselves. I don’t think the title really fit with the performance but it was worth viewing. Scene 13 entitled “Exposure” was, in my opinion, the best part of the disc. This was first scene I observed with the woman wearing the jewelry instead of the man. Besides her awesome talents to put on a great show, Celeste has an amazing rack. Really, my boyfriend would go Cookie Monster all over them. Major kudos for having porn in the porn; a porn video playing in the background added to the persona of this couple creating a mood for themselves. And to end on a good note, the facial finish was big like Emeril’s BAM! But, like life, there were moments that left a dull impression.

Unfortunately, there were many more negatives to this disc which made the very few good parts shine brighter. The three opening scenes were very boring and involved uncircumcised penises, which I find very unattractive and awkward to look at. Scene 5 was the first of two poolside acts and was very unpleasant. The dude looked like a total douche with an earring and gold necklace and only complimented the bad camera work. The chick sounded like a cow when she moaned, resulting in a bestiality-like film, making it not enjoyable to watch. A few scenes later, one entitled “Hawaii” was a flop that not even a dead fish could get stiff on. At first I thought it was a lesbian scene, but a closer camera shot revealed one was just a lanky dude with a long pony tail. I was disappointed with J.R. for keeping her hat on through the entire shot. She could have improved it by whipping the hat off in a fit of passion, but the lackluster performance and faint sound quality was enough to make it not worth the view. And for the stupidest view of them all, the scene entitled “Watcher #4” made me question Vivid’s video competence. The premise was a trespassing perv with a camera on a porn set. A MFF threesome took place on a couch while it would cut in and out to the perv’s point of view. The girls were not attractive at all and seemed untalented. This was seriously unworthy to be on a compilation video.

Finally, the bonus 90 minute disc starring Tia Bella was a nice surprise and lifted my arousal back to where it should have been. There are 5 scenes, all comprised of threesomes beginning with lesbians and the rest involving MFF. The opening lesbian scene was hot, very hot. I liked how they switched things up and the camera angles captured the right spots at the right moments. The second scene was okay, nothing special, no real “wow” moments. The third was a bit better and took place outside on a wishing well fountain. Interesting background choice for that scene, but the actors made good use of the space. The last couple of scenes were okay as well, but by then my finger got accustomed to pressing fast forward.

I am only rating this 2 stars because of the few good scenes I found and the bonus disc that was more enjoyable than the previous 4 hours.
Follow-up commentary
I have to say, since my first review of this video I have not reopened the case. The video sits in the drawer like the last kid picked in gym class. Vivid makes pretty good stuff, they just missed the mark with this one. I would not suggest this DVD if you want good porn.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Vivid's Greatest Tits tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
    • Mutual stimulation
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  • married with children
    good review, thanks. does not sound like a movie I want to sit and watch.
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