Bad News Bitches by AMA Video - review by married with children

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Bad news bitches? Nope just a bad movie.

This movie is like a mix of a poorly done amature movie and a run of the mill movie done by a big time production company. If more time was spent on the sex scenes and less on the "acting", I might want to keep it for future viewing, but as it sits it wont get any more of my time.
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Pros:
Good camera work
Cons:
Bad sound and acting. 2 hour movie with only 5 sex scenes.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
Where to start?

The movie is just over 2 hours long. With only 5 sex scenes. You might be thinking that 5 24 min sex scenes is ok, and I would agree with you if my two hours where spent watching nothing but sex scenes. But about 1/3 of the movie was filled with very bad acting with a dialog you could not hear without turning the volume up. You would need to volume up so high that when the sex would start, the moaning would sound like screaming. I would think a BDSM movie would have a quieter soundtrack.
The lighting was decent. Some of the indoor scenes where a little on the dark side with some shadows in the back ground. But I have seen a lot worse. The camera work was good. Steady shots with little zooming in and out. Something that doesn't seem to be the norm in porn's.

The cast list:
Nautica Thorn
Kayla Paige
Naudia Nice
Jenna Haze
Charlie Laine
Holly Wellin
Valerie Vasquez
Cherry Poppins
Faith

I would have to say that I felt half of the cast as being hot, the other half not so much. There is no cast chapter to put the names with a face. The chapters also do not start out stating who is staring in each scene. So without going on line to look up the porn stars names, I cant tell you what stars were in what scene. Some of the girls have what look like beer guts. It had the feel of a amature movie. A amature movie with below average looking women.
No condoms were used for any of the sex scenes. That might bother some, but I could not care either way. There was anal play in every scene, even the all girl scenes.
Experience
This is my first review on a movie. I will try to give you my experience with watching the movie, without giving away everything about the movie.

The first scene was 1 on 1 sex. For the opening scene to set the mood for the movie, this one was a big let down. It started of warm, then went stone cold in a hurry. They kept switching between PIA and PIV, with no condom. I have a problem with unsafe sex acts. I can understand not using condoms in movies, but doing something like that is just a good way to get a bad infection. It is almost as bad as anus to mouth! The scene finishes with him cumming on her pussy and ass. I have no reason to go back and watch this scene again.

The second scene was a lesbian scene. They started off kissing and touching. Then moved on to some oral sex. After several minutes they pulled out the vib's. This scene was nothing special, it felt a little on the long side. It might have been better if they had pulled out a strap-on, or there was some squirting. Not a scene I would want to come back and watch again.

The third scene was 1 on 1 sex. This scene has what I feel like is the hottest women in the movie. It takes place in a messy apartment. It starts with both of them giving oral to each other. Then they move on to running through the different positions. It finishes with him cumming on her face. If there was a scene worth putting this dvd back in the player, this one comes the closest.

Fourth scene is a FFM threesome. For some reason, they go from playing baseball in the backyard to having sex in the bedroom (oh to be a porn star!). The girls both start giving him a blow job. After a min or two, they move to the bed where he fucks the first girl. Then he moves on to some anal sex with the second one. This scene was pretty boring. I did not find the girls pretty or the sex entertaining.

The last scene is a all girl orgy in and around the pool. There is not too much to this scene, they take turns licking each other. There are no toys used in this scene. In parts of this scene you can see some of the girls in the back ground sitting around a talking, while the others are having sex (union coffee break?). The scene finishes up with a dasiy chain on the pool deck. I might want to watch this scene again, but seeing how there is only one scene worth a second viewing; it has little to no chance of getting viewed again.
Follow-up commentary
I placed this dvd in the drawer after writing my review, and it has sat there ever since. I do not ever see me watching this boring movie again. No need to. The only scene that was worth watching again was buried deep in the movie and not good enough to spend my time getting to it. This movie will sit there until the wife throws it away, or I sell it. Whatever comes first. Do your self a favor and stay way from this movie.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Sex
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  • wetone123
    Sorry this movie was so lackluster sloppy. Awesome review tho'!
  • married with children
    thanks. I really had a hard time with this review. I think most of it was because it took me forever to watch the whole movie.
  • Miss Nessa
    Thanks for the review!!
  • spunkmonkey
    Sounds like a bad movie, thanks for the warning.
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