Bella Loves Jenna by Vivid - review by iCandy

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This video is Saw + XXX. It is a little horror and a lot porno. Unless you are a die-hard Jenna fan or into a dark, much much edgier porno, I'm not sure this is your cup of tea. I know it wasn't mine.
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Pros:
Elaborate make-up, Steamy sex scenes, and a Variety of actors.
Cons:
Creepy, crazy camera affects, A lot of factors taking away from the sex.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
From the cover, I read that Bella Loves Jenna was 2005 AVN's most award-winning video including Best video. It was highly anticipated after Briana Loves Jenna. I figured: how can I go wrong with this? After all, Jenna is the Queen of XXX. I have to admit this WAS my first Jenna flick, and I found myself disappointed, wanting more sex, and less of a horror-like video. Despite all the hype, I found it rather lacking and creepy.

Bella Loves Jenna has an amazing cast including: Jenna of course, Belladonna, Monica Sweetheart, Veronica Heart, Dirty Harry, Nacho Vidal, T.T. Boy, Julie Taylor, Mya, Randy Spears, and Anthony Hardwood. Being new to the XXX video world, I still found myself recognizing many of the actors.

It starts out a little slow while it builds up the story line. The narrator explains Jenna was institutionalized for cannibalizing her parents after they were robbed and murdered when she was 4. Later on, she murders and eats some of her fellow patients and doctors and is sentenced to execution by means of electrocution. While she is sitting on death row, she starts having some "flashbacks". Then, as hard as I tried, the "storyline" eluded me. (I was also distracted by the hideous make-up of the male actors and also the seriously creepy man-Dirty Harry-that pops into sex scenes riding a tricycle. I wasn't far into the video when I figured out that Jenna has a "special" way of bring life back to the dead. Between each scene, Jenna has some random interrogation by Nazis which I didn't get, but hey...maybe I'm slow.)

The first sex scene is Jenna and Belladonna. I found this to be one of the better scenes despite Jenna's anger banging expression. It had some kissing, pussy sucking, licking, fingering, and serious girl on girl action. It has unflattering lighting as they are on a lit-up stretcher. I must admit it was a bit short, and I was left wanting more. In the second sex scene, the Doctor (Anthony Hardwood) is performing an "exam" on a patient (Monica Sweetheart), and Jenna is the naughty nurse. He has an unusual use for a speculum that was a little stomach turning for me. Jenna watches the Doctor and his patient take turns giving each other oral and lends a hand here and there. As they have sex vaginally and anally, Jenna watches and pleasures herself manually and with a toy. This scene was hard for me to enjoy fully; the sex is there but so is the nasty scabby make-up of the Doctor. Call me crazy, but facial scabs are not conducive with screwing in my book. In the third sex scene, Jenna brings a corpse (Justin Sterling) back to life with a good old fashion hand and blow job. The undead then proceeds to lick her pussy and screw her brains out. I liked this scene; it had a lot of vaginal penetration plus some "gentle" choking and biting. I barely even noticed the demonic looking face pounding away at Jenna.

The fourth seen is my favorite. Nacho Vidal is almost a normal-looking, hot-as-hell guy. There seemed to be quite a bit of chemistry between these two which got my juices flowing. Belladonna definitely shows off her talent and acrobatic moves in this scene. This is also the home of the most excruciatingly uncomfortable position of the video. Following this is a solo by Jenna then another solo in what appears to be a church. I found it a little awkward and distasteful with a cross in the background and a cross dangling between her bare-naked tits. Lastly, a pretty sexy threesome with Mya, Julie Taylor, and T.T. Boy. This was one of the better scenes of the video; I will leave out the details, but I'm sure you will enjoy watching it. I will tell you they end every scene with a male actor in it and with a money shot.

Be sure to check out the Special Features. The "Meet Harry" was what I hope to be fictional, but none-the-less, it provides humorous insight to the man on the tricycle. The "Fetishes" feature will take you straight to whatever you want to see: blowjobs, pussy eating, cumshots, etc. "Bloopers" and "Deleted Scenes" isn't really worth watching, but they are there in case you need to kill 5 minutes. The "Photo Gallery" is a slideshow of different still frames of your choosing.
Experience
Even from the menu screen, I was kind of irked out by this movie. I know that being scared is supposed to heighten arousal; I don't know if this was their aim, but if it was, they missed. For me, the males' make-up was always distracting from what they were performing. I found myself getting into a scene and then catching myself wondering if one of the hideous "scabs" were gonna fall off into someones hoo'ha or mouth. Then, creepy tricycle man seemed to show up just in time to kill the mood of every sex scene. The bizarre darkness of this flick did very little for me.
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    • Alternate angles
    • Commentary track
    • Full motion chapters
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  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    Thanks for the review. Looking at the cover, I wouldn't have guessed this was the story behind the porn.
  • iCandy
    iCandy  
    @leatherlover Me either!!! I was totally shocked! I was sorta scared to watch it even from the Menu LOL
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    I'll Miss You EF :(  
    Great Review!
  • iCandy
    iCandy  
    Thanks SGCris
  • arewehavingfun?
    arewehavingfun?  
    I never heard of a horror/porn flick.
  • xGOLDx
    xGOLDx  
    Wow, I actually used to want this just because it got so many awards and it is Belladonna. So thankful I didn't now. You just saved me a traumatic porn experience
  • mmmmm
    mmmmm  
    Thank you
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